After 30 years in public education, I've retired! I am now the President of AARP Chapter #1, in Youngtown, Az. - the 1st Chapter ever 'to Serve, not to be Served!' I offer important information, challenging opinions, and inane humor.
Please spread the word about this blog-site, so that others may avail themselves of my assistance. I will do my best to provide a voice - even if it is only MY voice! This is Az I See It....if you can handle the TRUTH!
Az I see it....for those who can handle the TRUTH!
Az I Use It....
- Here we go again! restaurant.com is offering more FREE money for your favorite listed restaurants. Log-on to www.restaurant.com, and at checkout, enter the discount code BONUS - and you can purchase $25 gift certificates for only $2.00! You may purchase as many as you would like, and each is good for one(1) full calendar year!
- In the United States, up to six(6) million women are believed to be beaten in their homes each year. Up to 90% of battered women never report their abuse. Four women and five children die each day from domestic violence, and 50% of homeless women and children are fleeing domestic violence. 50-70% of men who abuse their partners also abuse children in the home. The average batterer is held less than 2 hours, and less than 1% serve any jail time. Support your local abuse shelters.
- More men are now 'marrying up' than women. Women's wages have increased 44% sine the 1960s(only 6% for men.) There are now more women than men in the workforce, and they have typically been willing to work for less, even under protestation. Marital problems may occur, due to social/emotional forces, or when these women have children, and at least temporarily, lose their ability to earn. Maybe these career women are 'marrying down!'
- In the United States, up to six(6) million women are believed to be beaten in their homes each year. Up to 90% of battered women never report their abuse. Four women and five children die each day from domestic violence, and 50% of homeless women and children are fleeing domestic violence. 50-70% of men who abuse their partners also abuse children in the home. The average batterer is held less than 2 hours, and less than 1% serve any jail time. Support your local abuse shelters.
- More men are now 'marrying up' than women. Women's wages have increased 44% sine the 1960s(only 6% for men.) There are now more women than men in the workforce, and they have typically been willing to work for less, even under protestation. Marital problems may occur, due to social/emotional forces, or when these women have children, and at least temporarily, lose their ability to earn. Maybe these career women are 'marrying down!'
The Reel Deal
The Hurt Locker(rated R) - starring Jeremy Renner, Anthony Mackie, Brian Geraghty, and Guy Pierce
If you really want to see how American GIs have dealt with the realities of the Iraq War, this is the film to see. And if you know anyone who has served - or will serve - in Iraq or Afghanistan, this film may be gut-wrenching. Intense, action-packed, and real-to-life, a U.S. Army demolition/bomb squadron counts down the days until their 'rotation' is finished, and they can return to the ones they love - if they return at all. You will find yourself holding your breath, with anxiousness, at times.
This film has already garnered support for Academy Awards, but while it may be deserving under different political/social circumstances, it is just not the right time - the world is not yet ready to appreciate the calamity of these on-going wars. It is too early to believe it. It hurts too much!
If you really want to see how American GIs have dealt with the realities of the Iraq War, this is the film to see. And if you know anyone who has served - or will serve - in Iraq or Afghanistan, this film may be gut-wrenching. Intense, action-packed, and real-to-life, a U.S. Army demolition/bomb squadron counts down the days until their 'rotation' is finished, and they can return to the ones they love - if they return at all. You will find yourself holding your breath, with anxiousness, at times.
This film has already garnered support for Academy Awards, but while it may be deserving under different political/social circumstances, it is just not the right time - the world is not yet ready to appreciate the calamity of these on-going wars. It is too early to believe it. It hurts too much!
Az I Laugh At It....
- George was waking from surgery, and Sharon was at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he said, "Hello, beautiful!" - and fell back to sleep. A few minutes later, he again awoke, and seeing Sharon still at his bedside, said, "Hello!" Sharon frowned disappointment, and asked, "What happened to 'beautiful?'" George replied, "The drugs are wearing off!"
- The shortest sentence is "I am." The longest sentence is "I do."
- In Arizona, 4 out of every 3 students have trouble in math!
- A woman searching for a job inquired about benefits. The HR manager said they have excellent life and health coverages, but that it is deducted from each employees paycheck. Objecting, the woman said, "My last employer had full-health coverage, five-year salary for life insurance, one-month sick leave - and the employer paid everything!" The HR manager asked, "Why, then, would you leave such a job?" The woman shrugged, and said, "The company went bankrupt!"
- With the current stock market turmoil, the easiest way to make a small fortune is to start with a large one!
- The shortest sentence is "I am." The longest sentence is "I do."
- In Arizona, 4 out of every 3 students have trouble in math!
- A woman searching for a job inquired about benefits. The HR manager said they have excellent life and health coverages, but that it is deducted from each employees paycheck. Objecting, the woman said, "My last employer had full-health coverage, five-year salary for life insurance, one-month sick leave - and the employer paid everything!" The HR manager asked, "Why, then, would you leave such a job?" The woman shrugged, and said, "The company went bankrupt!"
- With the current stock market turmoil, the easiest way to make a small fortune is to start with a large one!
Az I See It....
Prologue: You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from, and refuse to tell you where they are going!
International: The first city in modern history to reach 1 million people was London, England, in 1811!
National: NBC's first mistake was in thinking that Conan O'Brien was too valuable to lose to another network. The former SNL writer was certainly out of his element in late-night television, as evidenced by his plummeted ratings in the 11:30pm(Eastern) time slot. And Jay Leno discovered how fleeting success is, when his 10pm, nightly show bombed, also!....O'Brien claims a victory in assuring that his staff was 'taken care of,' before agreeing to a reported $35M payoff, but it was only two years earlier, when he, Leno, and Jimmy Kimmel crossed writer's strike lines, and went back on-air without them. Only David Letterman and Craig Ferguson returned WITH pre-arranged settlements for their writers!....I hope that ABC-TV will soon realize that Diane Sawyer is not as valuable as they once thought, either, and return Charlie Gibson(from his 'retirement') to his former World News program, and send Sawyer packing. Maybe Sawyer and O'Brien will both end up on Comedy Central!
State/Local: Arizona officials have recommended that 13 state parks be closed. While these tourist attractions may not be as income-producing as the ones that will remain open, Arizona would save more money by closing the State Legislature, whose costs continue to be precipitous and evermore burdensome!....Taxpayers built the University of Phoenix Stadium for the Bidwill family and the NFL's Arizona Cardinals. The Cardinals then built a street accessing the stadium, and deeded it to the City of Glendale for eternal maintenance. The Cards claimed they still possessed control over advertising on the street, and Arizona courts agreed. Now Glendale must pay more than $213K in court costs - to the Bidwills/Cards! And why is Glendale pushing for another Super Bowl? Even though it brings hundreds of millions in revenue, it ends up costing the state and city governments more than is earned, and only the NFL and the Bidwill's make money. And 10,000 volunteers are need to pull it off - 10,000 - VOLUNTEERS! Wake up, people!....The Diocese of Phoenix will soon require 9 months of pre-marriage counseling, before allowing couples to marry in the Catholic Church. Predictions persist that it will lead to less formal marriage and more co-habitation. No word yet on whether altar boy/priest relationships will be subject to the same rules!
Epilogue: Some people hear voices; some see invisible people; others have no imagination whatsoever!
International: The first city in modern history to reach 1 million people was London, England, in 1811!
National: NBC's first mistake was in thinking that Conan O'Brien was too valuable to lose to another network. The former SNL writer was certainly out of his element in late-night television, as evidenced by his plummeted ratings in the 11:30pm(Eastern) time slot. And Jay Leno discovered how fleeting success is, when his 10pm, nightly show bombed, also!....O'Brien claims a victory in assuring that his staff was 'taken care of,' before agreeing to a reported $35M payoff, but it was only two years earlier, when he, Leno, and Jimmy Kimmel crossed writer's strike lines, and went back on-air without them. Only David Letterman and Craig Ferguson returned WITH pre-arranged settlements for their writers!....I hope that ABC-TV will soon realize that Diane Sawyer is not as valuable as they once thought, either, and return Charlie Gibson(from his 'retirement') to his former World News program, and send Sawyer packing. Maybe Sawyer and O'Brien will both end up on Comedy Central!
State/Local: Arizona officials have recommended that 13 state parks be closed. While these tourist attractions may not be as income-producing as the ones that will remain open, Arizona would save more money by closing the State Legislature, whose costs continue to be precipitous and evermore burdensome!....Taxpayers built the University of Phoenix Stadium for the Bidwill family and the NFL's Arizona Cardinals. The Cardinals then built a street accessing the stadium, and deeded it to the City of Glendale for eternal maintenance. The Cards claimed they still possessed control over advertising on the street, and Arizona courts agreed. Now Glendale must pay more than $213K in court costs - to the Bidwills/Cards! And why is Glendale pushing for another Super Bowl? Even though it brings hundreds of millions in revenue, it ends up costing the state and city governments more than is earned, and only the NFL and the Bidwill's make money. And 10,000 volunteers are need to pull it off - 10,000 - VOLUNTEERS! Wake up, people!....The Diocese of Phoenix will soon require 9 months of pre-marriage counseling, before allowing couples to marry in the Catholic Church. Predictions persist that it will lead to less formal marriage and more co-habitation. No word yet on whether altar boy/priest relationships will be subject to the same rules!
Epilogue: Some people hear voices; some see invisible people; others have no imagination whatsoever!
Az I Teach It....
- Who says teachers are unappreciated? Okay - most teachers do, but Dunkin Donuts wants to show all teachers and school staff that they do matter - if only a little! Every Tuesday, during the month of February, just show your school ID badge, at any of the 29 valley Dunkin Donuts, and receive a FREE medium, hot or iced coffee. What - no donut? Well you're not appreciated THAT much!
- Arizona may soon replace the mandatory, and under-served AIMS tests with some form of nationally-normed standardized test - you know - like n the olden days of the 1970s - 1980s, when school administrators were too embarrassed to show those same tests' results, due to a lack of sufficient curriculum and student expectations. And so, the circle/cycle continues!
- The most recent 'Quality Counts' report places Arizona 46th, nationally, in the 'Teaching Profession,' due to a lack of professional growth requirements; 43rd in 'School Finance,' due to consistently low per pupil spending; and 44th in 'K-12 Achievement,' based upon consistent lack of achievement in nationally-normed math and reading tests.
- "We think too small. Like the frog at the bottom of the well. He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well. If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view" - Mao Tse-Tung
- Arizona may soon replace the mandatory, and under-served AIMS tests with some form of nationally-normed standardized test - you know - like n the olden days of the 1970s - 1980s, when school administrators were too embarrassed to show those same tests' results, due to a lack of sufficient curriculum and student expectations. And so, the circle/cycle continues!
- The most recent 'Quality Counts' report places Arizona 46th, nationally, in the 'Teaching Profession,' due to a lack of professional growth requirements; 43rd in 'School Finance,' due to consistently low per pupil spending; and 44th in 'K-12 Achievement,' based upon consistent lack of achievement in nationally-normed math and reading tests.
- "We think too small. Like the frog at the bottom of the well. He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well. If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view" - Mao Tse-Tung
Az I Laugh At It....
- Little Nicky was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, a man approached, and asked, "Son, can you tell me how to get to the Post Office?" "Sure," replied little Nicky. "Just go straight down this street - two blocks - and then turn right." The man thanked him, and said, "I'm the new preacher in town. If you come to church on Sunday, I'll show you how to get to Heaven." Little Nicky chortled, "C'mon, you can't even find the Post Office!"
- George came home early from work and found Sharon in bed with his best friend. Enraged, George beat the man severely! Sharon said, "You know George, if you keep this up, you're going to lose all your friends!"
- Five rules for men to follow for a happy life:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other!
- George came home early from work and found Sharon in bed with his best friend. Enraged, George beat the man severely! Sharon said, "You know George, if you keep this up, you're going to lose all your friends!"
- Five rules for men to follow for a happy life:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other!
Az I AARP It....
- AARP Chapter #1(Youngtown, Az) is hosting a Health Fair on Saturday, February 13th, from 9am to 2pm, at Greer Park(on W. Alabama, just west of 112th Ave.) It is FREE for exhibitors, and FREE for the public to attend! More than 50 exhibitors will offer FREE medical and dental screenings/services for people of all ages, and FREE samples and information will be available for health, nutrition, and safety, for people and their pets! For more info, call Arky @ 623-362-0605
- The next AARP Chapter #1 meeting will be on Friday, February 5th, at 5:30pm, in the Youngtown Council Chambers. Guest speakers will include discussions on Alzheimers Disease, and the upcoming U.S. Census. Doors open at 4:30pm for the potluck supper. New AARP Members are always welcome!
- AARP Tax Aide will begin on February 1st, and conclude on April 15th. For a location near you, log-on to www.aztax-aide.org
- The next AARP Chapter #1 meeting will be on Friday, February 5th, at 5:30pm, in the Youngtown Council Chambers. Guest speakers will include discussions on Alzheimers Disease, and the upcoming U.S. Census. Doors open at 4:30pm for the potluck supper. New AARP Members are always welcome!
- AARP Tax Aide will begin on February 1st, and conclude on April 15th. For a location near you, log-on to www.aztax-aide.org
Az I See It....
Unfathomable tragedy and distress! Thousands are homeless, countless dying or dead, with little or no food/water, no medical care, sleeping under bushes or cardboard, or whatever they may find to shelter their children from Mother Nature's wrath, and are begging in the streets. Haiti? No - I'm writing about the daily lives of American citizens - in major cities across the United States. That's right - Chicago, New York, Los Angeles, New Orleans, Phoenix, Houston, etc., and each of the small-town American cities in-between - and while a celebrity musical tel-a-thon raised more than $350M, and the U.S. government has pledged more than $1B in aid for Haitians, these Americans will continue to suffer, as other nations assumes that the world's caretaker/safekeeper - the USA - will take care of their own, as they take care of others, and the USA is too extended and busy caretaking for others to take care of their own - and so the suffering continues.
So, you may text HAITI to 90999, donating $10 to the American Red Cross' disaster relief fund(I did), or you may donate as much, or more, to your local food bank, Salvation Army, Goodwill, a local women's abuse shelter, or any other legitimate charitable organization that will aid U.S. citizens(I do that, too!)
Maybe your neighbor, or your friend, or a friend-of-a-friend, or a family member needs assistance - and maybe they're too proud or embarrassed to ask for a similar $10 text. Or maybe they're not as well connected. Reach out - be their connection! And urge your government representatives to do the same!
So, you may text HAITI to 90999, donating $10 to the American Red Cross' disaster relief fund(I did), or you may donate as much, or more, to your local food bank, Salvation Army, Goodwill, a local women's abuse shelter, or any other legitimate charitable organization that will aid U.S. citizens(I do that, too!)
Maybe your neighbor, or your friend, or a friend-of-a-friend, or a family member needs assistance - and maybe they're too proud or embarrassed to ask for a similar $10 text. Or maybe they're not as well connected. Reach out - be their connection! And urge your government representatives to do the same!
Az I Laugh At It....
- An aspiring politician called his mother on election night. "Mom - the results are in - I won!" She exclaimed, "Honestly?" He replied, "Aw, Mom, why bring that up now?!"
- PJ drolled, "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking, and running around. I now enjoy fine art, gourmet cooking, classical music, and I invest in the stock market." "Sounds like you may be bitter, because she changed you so drastically," I said. "I'm not bitter," replied PJ. "It's just that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me anymore!"
- Kelly asked Nick how he was doing. Nick said, "I've been better. I left my job, because of illness and fatigue." "Sorry to hear that," said Kelly. "What happened?" Nick replied, "My boss got sick and tired of me!"
- An Arizonan and a New Yorker were playing golf in Scottsdale, Az., in January. "You know, said the New Yorker, we play golf in the winter, too!" "Really, what do you do, paint your balls blue?" asked the Arizonan. "No," said the New Yorker. "We just put on an extra sweater or two!"
- George was switching channels between a hockey game and a sexy movie, featuring a lusty couple. "I don't know which to watch," declared George. Sharon snapped, "Watch the movie - you already know how to play hockey!"
- PJ drolled, "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking, and running around. I now enjoy fine art, gourmet cooking, classical music, and I invest in the stock market." "Sounds like you may be bitter, because she changed you so drastically," I said. "I'm not bitter," replied PJ. "It's just that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me anymore!"
- Kelly asked Nick how he was doing. Nick said, "I've been better. I left my job, because of illness and fatigue." "Sorry to hear that," said Kelly. "What happened?" Nick replied, "My boss got sick and tired of me!"
- An Arizonan and a New Yorker were playing golf in Scottsdale, Az., in January. "You know, said the New Yorker, we play golf in the winter, too!" "Really, what do you do, paint your balls blue?" asked the Arizonan. "No," said the New Yorker. "We just put on an extra sweater or two!"
- George was switching channels between a hockey game and a sexy movie, featuring a lusty couple. "I don't know which to watch," declared George. Sharon snapped, "Watch the movie - you already know how to play hockey!"
Az I Use It....
- www.restaurant.com is at it again! $25.00 gift certificates for only $2.00, for a multitude of restaurants. While not all of my favorites are listed, I have also tried some new eateries because of the available offers! Log-on, and use the discount code INDULGE at checkout. Offer good thru 1/19/2010
- New discoveries about chocolate revealed: it makes you smarter, by increasing cerebral blood flow; may lessen the effects of heart attacks, for those that treat themselves to dark chocolate; actually fights cavities, having a theobromine component, which causes enamel to harden, as does flouride. But be cautious, as too much chocolate may raise blood glucose levels dangerously.
- Are you 'Smart or Stupid?' Log-on to www.flashbynight.com/test to take a series of 8-second, multiple choice questions, and see how you fare!(C'mon - it'll be fun!)
- New discoveries about chocolate revealed: it makes you smarter, by increasing cerebral blood flow; may lessen the effects of heart attacks, for those that treat themselves to dark chocolate; actually fights cavities, having a theobromine component, which causes enamel to harden, as does flouride. But be cautious, as too much chocolate may raise blood glucose levels dangerously.
- Are you 'Smart or Stupid?' Log-on to www.flashbynight.com/test to take a series of 8-second, multiple choice questions, and see how you fare!(C'mon - it'll be fun!)
Az I AARP It....
At the most recent AARP Chapter #1 meeting, State Director David Mitchell presented AARP's reasons for endorsing the current health care reform package, and dispelled the misrepresentations that is meant to scare senior citizens - including Sen McCain's admonition to 'tear up your AARP card, and send it back - they have sold you out!'
Mr. Mitchell explained that the supposed $450M in Medicare cuts - over a 10-year period - are directed at eliminating wasteful and fraudulent payments, as well as eliminating a 14% subsidy that all Medicare recipients are now paying for elitist programs on the Medicare Advantage program. This is intended to improve solvency for Medicare, while offering the same, or more benefits than previously. And while Republican legislators attempted to eliminate long-term care benefits, AARP lobbyists successfully fought to keep long-term care included! And the prescription drug 'donut hole' will be closed(presently costing those affected up to $4,550 annually!)
No Social Security COLA this year? That has nothing to do with health care reform, but is from a formula designed during the Bush administration. Pres. Obama is pushing for a $250 payout to offset the increased Medicare premiums, etc.
All questions were satisfactorily answered, even if disagreements continued, and Mr. Mitchell vowed to answer anyone's questions. There are some problems, however, that remain unanswered, ie., how can insurance companies raise premiums now, when health care reform - if it happens - is still at least two years away? Why, then, are defeatists declaring this to be Pres. Obama's fault? Why are people being led to believe that they will no longer have supplemental coverage?
And finally, I remember when I was a kid - 1965 - when the same hysteria prevailed as Pres. Lyndon Johnson initiated a 'socialistic, government-run health care system' - Medicare! And yet, today, are there any seniors willing to relinquish the benefits that the Republicans claim they will soon lose? By the way, if the Republicans were in power, I think the Democrats may have used the same tactics. In the meantime, stay healthy!
Mr. Mitchell explained that the supposed $450M in Medicare cuts - over a 10-year period - are directed at eliminating wasteful and fraudulent payments, as well as eliminating a 14% subsidy that all Medicare recipients are now paying for elitist programs on the Medicare Advantage program. This is intended to improve solvency for Medicare, while offering the same, or more benefits than previously. And while Republican legislators attempted to eliminate long-term care benefits, AARP lobbyists successfully fought to keep long-term care included! And the prescription drug 'donut hole' will be closed(presently costing those affected up to $4,550 annually!)
No Social Security COLA this year? That has nothing to do with health care reform, but is from a formula designed during the Bush administration. Pres. Obama is pushing for a $250 payout to offset the increased Medicare premiums, etc.
All questions were satisfactorily answered, even if disagreements continued, and Mr. Mitchell vowed to answer anyone's questions. There are some problems, however, that remain unanswered, ie., how can insurance companies raise premiums now, when health care reform - if it happens - is still at least two years away? Why, then, are defeatists declaring this to be Pres. Obama's fault? Why are people being led to believe that they will no longer have supplemental coverage?
And finally, I remember when I was a kid - 1965 - when the same hysteria prevailed as Pres. Lyndon Johnson initiated a 'socialistic, government-run health care system' - Medicare! And yet, today, are there any seniors willing to relinquish the benefits that the Republicans claim they will soon lose? By the way, if the Republicans were in power, I think the Democrats may have used the same tactics. In the meantime, stay healthy!
The Reel Deal
Sherlock Holmes(rated PG-13), starring Robert Downey, Jr., Jude Law, and Rachael McAdams
This recreation of the renowned Holmes' adventures presents Downey, Jr., and Law as if they were the next Newman and Redford - with the flair of Penn and Teller! The special effects were kind of cool, and the stunt choreography was exacting, but the enchanting McAdams too-small role could not save this too-long comedic/dramatic tale, and having to explain everything was only necessary because you are caught in the middle of your yawns. If you really want to see each act exposed and explained - go see Penn & Teller - they're funnier!
This recreation of the renowned Holmes' adventures presents Downey, Jr., and Law as if they were the next Newman and Redford - with the flair of Penn and Teller! The special effects were kind of cool, and the stunt choreography was exacting, but the enchanting McAdams too-small role could not save this too-long comedic/dramatic tale, and having to explain everything was only necessary because you are caught in the middle of your yawns. If you really want to see each act exposed and explained - go see Penn & Teller - they're funnier!
Az I Eat It....
- Pasquales Italian Restaurante - 148 S. Montezuma, in Prescott
Billing itself as 'The Best Italian in Prescott' - NOT! The pasticcio, lasagna and pork schnitzels(huh?) were poor, and the Greek salad was just 'okay.' So, if you're near Prescott, and in the mood for Italian food, settle for Arby's!
- Caffe Italia - 4201 N. 7th Ave, in Phoenix
Always searching for quality Italian food, at affordable prices, and utilizing www.restaurant.com for gift certificates, I came across Caffe Italia for the most recent Guys Night Out. A hole-in-the-wall establishment, in a somewhat seedier part of town, we were amazed at the taste of the food(most dishes, all plentiful, in the $7 to $12 range, includes salad and focascia bread) - all except for mine! As usual, mine was the worst - veal parmesan. Very tough - could not be cut with just a fork, and could not be chewed with just your teeth(huh?)
Anyway, Steve ordered the same, and with the same result. Others ordered eggplant parmesan, penne pasta Bolonese, and angel hair pasta with rosa sauce - and they loved it! Just my luck! Then, I figured I'd better come away with something good to say, so I ordered the cheesecake for dessert(only $3) - and received a still partially-frozen slice of Costco NY Cheesecake - how disappointing! Again, to be fair, PJ ordered the Tiramasu(homemade), and reported that it was the best he's had outside the North End of Boston - quite a compliment! So, if you order the right entrees, you'll most likely enjoy Caffe Italia. And it's nowhere near Prescott!
Billing itself as 'The Best Italian in Prescott' - NOT! The pasticcio, lasagna and pork schnitzels(huh?) were poor, and the Greek salad was just 'okay.' So, if you're near Prescott, and in the mood for Italian food, settle for Arby's!
- Caffe Italia - 4201 N. 7th Ave, in Phoenix
Always searching for quality Italian food, at affordable prices, and utilizing www.restaurant.com for gift certificates, I came across Caffe Italia for the most recent Guys Night Out. A hole-in-the-wall establishment, in a somewhat seedier part of town, we were amazed at the taste of the food(most dishes, all plentiful, in the $7 to $12 range, includes salad and focascia bread) - all except for mine! As usual, mine was the worst - veal parmesan. Very tough - could not be cut with just a fork, and could not be chewed with just your teeth(huh?)
Anyway, Steve ordered the same, and with the same result. Others ordered eggplant parmesan, penne pasta Bolonese, and angel hair pasta with rosa sauce - and they loved it! Just my luck! Then, I figured I'd better come away with something good to say, so I ordered the cheesecake for dessert(only $3) - and received a still partially-frozen slice of Costco NY Cheesecake - how disappointing! Again, to be fair, PJ ordered the Tiramasu(homemade), and reported that it was the best he's had outside the North End of Boston - quite a compliment! So, if you order the right entrees, you'll most likely enjoy Caffe Italia. And it's nowhere near Prescott!
Az I Play It....
- The 2010 Fiesta Bowl was a great success, with Boise State defeating TCU, 17-10, and the tailgaters were highlighted on national television. This was at the same venue - University of Phoenix Stadium - at which the NFLs Arizona Cardinals officials declared 'NO TAILGATING' at any time, after their games began! Thank you, again, Misters Bidwill.
- Mark McGwire finally admitted to, and apologized for, his many years of steroid use, in becoming one of MLBs greatest, all-time sluggers. Then he blew it, claiming that it did nothing to enhance his 'God-given abilities!' Yeah, right! No Hall of Fame for YOU! And others, such as Randy Johnson - and all of the pitchers who were able to throw 98% of their pitches at 100mph, until testing started(and then they tailed-off into the mid/high 80s/low 90s) - should also be kept out of 'The Hall!'
- Mark McGwire finally admitted to, and apologized for, his many years of steroid use, in becoming one of MLBs greatest, all-time sluggers. Then he blew it, claiming that it did nothing to enhance his 'God-given abilities!' Yeah, right! No Hall of Fame for YOU! And others, such as Randy Johnson - and all of the pitchers who were able to throw 98% of their pitches at 100mph, until testing started(and then they tailed-off into the mid/high 80s/low 90s) - should also be kept out of 'The Hall!'
Az I See It....
Prologue: "Dear God," the letter began. "So far this year, you have taken away my favorite entertainer, Michael Jackson; my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze; my favorite actress, Farrah Fawcett; my favorite pitchman, Billy Mays; and my favorite sidekick, Ed McMahon. Just so you know, my favorite Republicans are Dick Cheney, Glen Beck, Sarah Palin, Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh. Thank you!"
International: North Korea, in an effort to gain political position, has proposed a formal treaty to end the Korean War(1950-1953), as it concluded with a cease-fire truce, at the time. The U.S. and United Nations remain leery, but have recommended that "M.A.S.H." be allowed 24-hour showings, until Kim Jung Il resigns!....Pope John Paul II is one step closer to sainthood. Really? His biggest miracle was re-assigning and hiding the multitude of pedophile-priests that he knew were raping altar boys world-wide. And the shame continues, as two more priests, in Ireland, just resigned, after decades of a church cover-up in Dublin. Sainthood or Shain't-hood?....A 13,000-year old oak tree, in Israel, appears to be older than the previous thought oldest plant - a 12,000-year old creosote bush, in California. Final determination hinges on whether Larry King will vouch for it!
National: Texas, Ohio, and Virgina, always among the nation's leaders in criminal executions, report much lower rates of death penalty sentencing. While the Death Penalty Info Center(an anti-execution faction) provides other rationalization, it is clear that violent criminals are more likely heading to states, such as Arizona(among the 'weakest'), so that capital punishment would not be an option, if caught and convicted!....Black-tailed prairie dogs have been denied protection, under the 'Endangered Species Act,' and Rev. Al Sharpton immediately claimed racial discrimination, as white-tailed prairie dogs always receive protection!....Janet Napolitano refused to keep illegal aliens out of Arizona. How could it be expected that she keep the U.S. safe from terrorists, as Homeland Security Secretary? Two years ago, while pretending to be Arizona's governor, she chided the Bush administration for not providing federal funding for border security. Now that she is in control of that budget, she refuses funding the same - further contributing to Arizona's massive deficit!....Rush Limbaugh was recently hospitalized, in Hawaii, with chest pains and headaches. Hospital officials announced that after extensive testing, they found nothing - no heart, and no brain!....Sex scientists report that the G-spot is just a myth. But a C-spot continues to prove effective!
State/Local: The Arizona Supreme Court has declined to hear a lawsuit from teacher advocates, that would free teachers from the more-subservient conditions of recently-enacted legislation, which forbids teacher seniority(for retention and re-hiring procedures), and eliminates contract-date issue restrictions(hey, it's for the kids!)....Sens. Kyl and McCain are bitching about health care reform, saying Arizonans may end up subsiding other state's Medicare beneficiaries. These are the same two clowns who refuse all federal funds for what THEY consider to be 'pork' projects - thereby subsidizing all other states with OUR federal tax dollars - while Arizona coffers are now bankrupt!....And Gov. Brewer wants to balance the budget, yet refuses to disallow public services to all illegals!....The Arizona MVD will close 12 offices, due to lack of funds, yet all rental car agencies are still allowed to register their vehicles in Florida - because it's cheaper - all this while a push is on to add food and sales taxes!....Arizona DUIs are up 40%, in one year. Arizonans are last in so many categories, they'll be damned if you think they won't be first in this one!
Epilogue: Flying high, aboard their luxurious jetliner, Sen. McCain looked at Sen. Kyl and said, "I would make someone very happy, if I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window." Sen. Kyl replied, "I would make ten people happy, if I could throw ten $100 bills out the window." The pilot, overhearing the banter, said to the co-pilot, "I would make 65 million people very happy, if I could throw the two of them out the window!
International: North Korea, in an effort to gain political position, has proposed a formal treaty to end the Korean War(1950-1953), as it concluded with a cease-fire truce, at the time. The U.S. and United Nations remain leery, but have recommended that "M.A.S.H." be allowed 24-hour showings, until Kim Jung Il resigns!....Pope John Paul II is one step closer to sainthood. Really? His biggest miracle was re-assigning and hiding the multitude of pedophile-priests that he knew were raping altar boys world-wide. And the shame continues, as two more priests, in Ireland, just resigned, after decades of a church cover-up in Dublin. Sainthood or Shain't-hood?....A 13,000-year old oak tree, in Israel, appears to be older than the previous thought oldest plant - a 12,000-year old creosote bush, in California. Final determination hinges on whether Larry King will vouch for it!
National: Texas, Ohio, and Virgina, always among the nation's leaders in criminal executions, report much lower rates of death penalty sentencing. While the Death Penalty Info Center(an anti-execution faction) provides other rationalization, it is clear that violent criminals are more likely heading to states, such as Arizona(among the 'weakest'), so that capital punishment would not be an option, if caught and convicted!....Black-tailed prairie dogs have been denied protection, under the 'Endangered Species Act,' and Rev. Al Sharpton immediately claimed racial discrimination, as white-tailed prairie dogs always receive protection!....Janet Napolitano refused to keep illegal aliens out of Arizona. How could it be expected that she keep the U.S. safe from terrorists, as Homeland Security Secretary? Two years ago, while pretending to be Arizona's governor, she chided the Bush administration for not providing federal funding for border security. Now that she is in control of that budget, she refuses funding the same - further contributing to Arizona's massive deficit!....Rush Limbaugh was recently hospitalized, in Hawaii, with chest pains and headaches. Hospital officials announced that after extensive testing, they found nothing - no heart, and no brain!....Sex scientists report that the G-spot is just a myth. But a C-spot continues to prove effective!
State/Local: The Arizona Supreme Court has declined to hear a lawsuit from teacher advocates, that would free teachers from the more-subservient conditions of recently-enacted legislation, which forbids teacher seniority(for retention and re-hiring procedures), and eliminates contract-date issue restrictions(hey, it's for the kids!)....Sens. Kyl and McCain are bitching about health care reform, saying Arizonans may end up subsiding other state's Medicare beneficiaries. These are the same two clowns who refuse all federal funds for what THEY consider to be 'pork' projects - thereby subsidizing all other states with OUR federal tax dollars - while Arizona coffers are now bankrupt!....And Gov. Brewer wants to balance the budget, yet refuses to disallow public services to all illegals!....The Arizona MVD will close 12 offices, due to lack of funds, yet all rental car agencies are still allowed to register their vehicles in Florida - because it's cheaper - all this while a push is on to add food and sales taxes!....Arizona DUIs are up 40%, in one year. Arizonans are last in so many categories, they'll be damned if you think they won't be first in this one!
Epilogue: Flying high, aboard their luxurious jetliner, Sen. McCain looked at Sen. Kyl and said, "I would make someone very happy, if I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window." Sen. Kyl replied, "I would make ten people happy, if I could throw ten $100 bills out the window." The pilot, overhearing the banter, said to the co-pilot, "I would make 65 million people very happy, if I could throw the two of them out the window!
Adz I Need It....
As a proud member of AARP, and the President of Chapter #1, in Youngtown, Az., I was always very enamored with the $2,000 annual savings I received from having AARP Hartford Auto & Home insurances. I shop prices and service annually, so I was not unfamiliar with the products quoted to me by many of my networking friends from State Farm, All State, etc., and having called GEICO, too!
Then I happened upon another networking referral, from Dee Baginsky, representing MetLife Insurance, and agreed that she could give me a quote. I was amazed to find that MetLife could save me an additional $500 in annual premiums, with auto coverage being the same(as well as the price), but my homeowners policy cost the $500 less - with higher coverage limits - and a personal agent included! Dee may or may not be able to offer you similar savings, but for the time it takes to get out your policies, and to have Dee give you an accurate quote, it certainly should be worth the effort, and could lead to substantial savings! Call Dee Baginsky at 623-977-0893, or on her cellphone, at 602-505-7971 - for your MetLife Auto and Home Insurance needs! You'll be glad you did - I am!
Then I happened upon another networking referral, from Dee Baginsky, representing MetLife Insurance, and agreed that she could give me a quote. I was amazed to find that MetLife could save me an additional $500 in annual premiums, with auto coverage being the same(as well as the price), but my homeowners policy cost the $500 less - with higher coverage limits - and a personal agent included! Dee may or may not be able to offer you similar savings, but for the time it takes to get out your policies, and to have Dee give you an accurate quote, it certainly should be worth the effort, and could lead to substantial savings! Call Dee Baginsky at 623-977-0893, or on her cellphone, at 602-505-7971 - for your MetLife Auto and Home Insurance needs! You'll be glad you did - I am!
Az I See It....
On Wednesday, I received a voicemail(7am), from my mother-in-law, Adelaide, who was obviously fraught with angst(that's a GREAT phrase, isn't it?), wanting me to return her call - it was 'urgent....extremely important.' Responding within minutes(I'm very fast - ask my wife!), she informed me that she had just received a call from the Quebec, Canada police, informing her that my son and his buddy had been arrested, after being stopped while driving through Canada, and having drugs found in the vehicle. The officer assured her that the drugs were not my son's, but that they were both taken into custody, pending further action, and that he would need to post bail to be released.
Then, my 'son' was put on the phone, and he said, 'Hi, Grandma, it's Michael. Please don't tell my parents. I don't want them to know I'm in trouble, so please just follow the officer's directions, and send the bail money." The officer then gave her the address to wire/send payment, and a follow-up phone number, with his name - Officer Brower - to proceed with the transaction, and in case she had any further questions. Naturally upset and feeling helpless, she then called her son, and explained what had happened. He told her 'it didn't sound quite right,' and that she should call me. Thank God she did! I assured her that my son was nowhere near Canada, that I was elated that she had the sensibility to be able to ask for help, as secrecy(and later embarrassment) is of utmost importance for this scam to be successful - and that she should call the Attorney General's Office immediately - and then we both shared a comforting laugh!
This scam preys on the frailty, angst, and instinctive, protective love of senior citizens! The location of the arrest is typically Canada or Mexico, and those most likely to be scammed are typically living quite a distance from the 'arrested,' so that the possiblities presented may be plausible. It is not typical for the caller to know the grandchild's name(although that information is easily accessible through on-line social websites, ie., Facebook, MySpace, Classmates.com, etc.), so they usually begin with an ambiguous salutation, ie., "Hello, Grandma, it's me." Concerned and almost wanting to recognize the voice, the typical response may be, "Is that you, Michael?" Then they have the hook! Let's face it - the hearing of the elderly(especially in the morning, and via a cell phone connection) may not be as sharp as it may need to be. It sounds like it IS your grandchild! The amount of bail is typically $4000 to $5000, but may be reduced to $3000 or less after 'haggling.' The phone number given may be an untraceable cell phone, and the only Sergeant you should be contacting is at your local police precinct!
I forgot to tell Adelaide that they would call again, if not receiving a timely response, so when I realized my omission, I called her. She said that she had already received their second call(only 15 minutes later!), which began with, "You're such a sweet lady...." And she quickly responded, "Yeah, and I'm a smart lady, too!" They then immediately hung up. And she did contact the New York State Attorney General's Office, who said that they were aware of this scam, and 'we are working on it.' They were not interested in the phone number given, or where the call may have originated from, or the traumatic experience that had occurred - SHAME ON THEM! If this happened in Arizona, Terry Goddard's Office would hunt them down - or at least TRY!
Anyway, please make sure that family members are protected from this scam(and others), by relating this event, and by offering your assistance in any matter necessary - and to recognize any offer with even a suggestion of 'secrecy' to be a 'red flag!' And if you live in Arizona, you can log-on to www.azag.gov for scam alerts and updates, or to report scams. If you don't live in Arizona(it's 70 degrees on January 6th!), contact your state's Attorney General's Office, and inquire as to their consumer protection services. And, Michael, call your grandma!
Then, my 'son' was put on the phone, and he said, 'Hi, Grandma, it's Michael. Please don't tell my parents. I don't want them to know I'm in trouble, so please just follow the officer's directions, and send the bail money." The officer then gave her the address to wire/send payment, and a follow-up phone number, with his name - Officer Brower - to proceed with the transaction, and in case she had any further questions. Naturally upset and feeling helpless, she then called her son, and explained what had happened. He told her 'it didn't sound quite right,' and that she should call me. Thank God she did! I assured her that my son was nowhere near Canada, that I was elated that she had the sensibility to be able to ask for help, as secrecy(and later embarrassment) is of utmost importance for this scam to be successful - and that she should call the Attorney General's Office immediately - and then we both shared a comforting laugh!
This scam preys on the frailty, angst, and instinctive, protective love of senior citizens! The location of the arrest is typically Canada or Mexico, and those most likely to be scammed are typically living quite a distance from the 'arrested,' so that the possiblities presented may be plausible. It is not typical for the caller to know the grandchild's name(although that information is easily accessible through on-line social websites, ie., Facebook, MySpace, Classmates.com, etc.), so they usually begin with an ambiguous salutation, ie., "Hello, Grandma, it's me." Concerned and almost wanting to recognize the voice, the typical response may be, "Is that you, Michael?" Then they have the hook! Let's face it - the hearing of the elderly(especially in the morning, and via a cell phone connection) may not be as sharp as it may need to be. It sounds like it IS your grandchild! The amount of bail is typically $4000 to $5000, but may be reduced to $3000 or less after 'haggling.' The phone number given may be an untraceable cell phone, and the only Sergeant you should be contacting is at your local police precinct!
I forgot to tell Adelaide that they would call again, if not receiving a timely response, so when I realized my omission, I called her. She said that she had already received their second call(only 15 minutes later!), which began with, "You're such a sweet lady...." And she quickly responded, "Yeah, and I'm a smart lady, too!" They then immediately hung up. And she did contact the New York State Attorney General's Office, who said that they were aware of this scam, and 'we are working on it.' They were not interested in the phone number given, or where the call may have originated from, or the traumatic experience that had occurred - SHAME ON THEM! If this happened in Arizona, Terry Goddard's Office would hunt them down - or at least TRY!
Anyway, please make sure that family members are protected from this scam(and others), by relating this event, and by offering your assistance in any matter necessary - and to recognize any offer with even a suggestion of 'secrecy' to be a 'red flag!' And if you live in Arizona, you can log-on to www.azag.gov for scam alerts and updates, or to report scams. If you don't live in Arizona(it's 70 degrees on January 6th!), contact your state's Attorney General's Office, and inquire as to their consumer protection services. And, Michael, call your grandma!
Az I Laugh At It....
- After 50 years of marriage, the local society reporter asked the old codger what the secret was to such a long-lasting marriage. "Well, it's like this," he answered, "the man makes all the big decisions, and the woman makes all the small decisions." "Does that really work?" asked the reporter. "Oh, yes," he said promptly, "and in 50 years, so far, not one big decision!"
- Howie met PJ on the street, after not having seen him in years. "How've you been?" Howie asked. PJ replied, "Great for a while. I had it all - money, magnificent house, fast car, beautiful woman, then one day - POOF! - all gone!" "What a shame," said Howie. "What happened?" PJ shrugged, and said, "My wife found out!"
- Sharon came running to George, crying, "You sure gave me some terrible advice about putting my money into that bank - and now it's in financial trouble!" "What are you talking about?" pondered George. "That's one of the biggest banks in the world!" "I don't think so," said Sharon. "They just returned one of my checks, with a note saying 'insufficient funds!'"
- Happy New Year!
- Howie met PJ on the street, after not having seen him in years. "How've you been?" Howie asked. PJ replied, "Great for a while. I had it all - money, magnificent house, fast car, beautiful woman, then one day - POOF! - all gone!" "What a shame," said Howie. "What happened?" PJ shrugged, and said, "My wife found out!"
- Sharon came running to George, crying, "You sure gave me some terrible advice about putting my money into that bank - and now it's in financial trouble!" "What are you talking about?" pondered George. "That's one of the biggest banks in the world!" "I don't think so," said Sharon. "They just returned one of my checks, with a note saying 'insufficient funds!'"
- Happy New Year!
The Reel Deal
Avatar(rated PG-13), in 3D at the IMAX - starring Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana and Sigourney Weaver
My sons said that this was the 'BEST Movie of All Time' - and urged me to see it. I remember being 14-years old, and sneaking into an 'over-17 only' film - Barbarella - starring a pre-Nam, always naked Jane Fonda. That, for a 14-year old, was the Best Movie of All Time! Combining cutting-edge special effects, science-fiction, imagination, and nudity! And the plot? Well, who cared about the plot!?
Decades have passed, and great films have been chronicled and forgotten, but some will stand-out forever. Avatar will be one of them. A combination of Star Wars, Braveheart and Jurassic Park, with science-fiction, imagination, and nudity! And the plot? Yeah - you even care about the plot! The genius of James Cameron, ie., the creatures, machinations, cutting-edge special effects, 3D technologies, and filming techniques. This film should sweep every award it is nominated for - and why isn't it nominated for everything else it was eligible for?
If you make the mistake of seeing it in format other than 3D, you wasted your money. And even regular 3D would be lacking the IMAX quality. So pay the extra - just this once! It is worth the money! And every 14-year old will emerge with the same decades-old excitement. But the BEST Movie of All Time? Well, that's Barbarella!
My sons said that this was the 'BEST Movie of All Time' - and urged me to see it. I remember being 14-years old, and sneaking into an 'over-17 only' film - Barbarella - starring a pre-Nam, always naked Jane Fonda. That, for a 14-year old, was the Best Movie of All Time! Combining cutting-edge special effects, science-fiction, imagination, and nudity! And the plot? Well, who cared about the plot!?
Decades have passed, and great films have been chronicled and forgotten, but some will stand-out forever. Avatar will be one of them. A combination of Star Wars, Braveheart and Jurassic Park, with science-fiction, imagination, and nudity! And the plot? Yeah - you even care about the plot! The genius of James Cameron, ie., the creatures, machinations, cutting-edge special effects, 3D technologies, and filming techniques. This film should sweep every award it is nominated for - and why isn't it nominated for everything else it was eligible for?
If you make the mistake of seeing it in format other than 3D, you wasted your money. And even regular 3D would be lacking the IMAX quality. So pay the extra - just this once! It is worth the money! And every 14-year old will emerge with the same decades-old excitement. But the BEST Movie of All Time? Well, that's Barbarella!
Az I Laugh At It....
George was sent to prison for his crimes, but upon his arrival, he told the warden he wasn't worried - he'd be freed soon. The warden pondered, "Are you so sure of your pending appeal, or are you planning an escape?" George replied, "No, sir. It's just that ever since I married Sharon, she's never let me finish a sentence!"
- A fleeing muslim-terrorist, desperate for water in the Afghan desert, saw something in the far distance. Hoping to find water, he headed towards this oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand, selling ties. The terrorist asked, "Do you have water?" "No, but would you like a nice tie?" asked the old Jew. The terrorist shouted, "Idiot! I do not need a tie - I need water! I should kill you! But I need water first!" The old Jew answered, "It doesn't matter that you do not want a tie, and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill - about two miles - you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you will need. Shalom!" Cursing, the terrorist staggered away, and over the hill. Several hours later, he staggered back, almost dead, and said, "Your brother won't let me in without a tie!"
- The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a long and fruitless search, he went inside to tell his mother. Undaunted, she went outside, and after a few short minutes, she returned with the lens! "How did you manage to find it?" asked the teen. "Easy," replied the Mom. "We weren't looking for the same thing. You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150!"
- "There's always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to think about it. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt!" - Sharon
- A fleeing muslim-terrorist, desperate for water in the Afghan desert, saw something in the far distance. Hoping to find water, he headed towards this oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand, selling ties. The terrorist asked, "Do you have water?" "No, but would you like a nice tie?" asked the old Jew. The terrorist shouted, "Idiot! I do not need a tie - I need water! I should kill you! But I need water first!" The old Jew answered, "It doesn't matter that you do not want a tie, and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill - about two miles - you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you will need. Shalom!" Cursing, the terrorist staggered away, and over the hill. Several hours later, he staggered back, almost dead, and said, "Your brother won't let me in without a tie!"
- The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a long and fruitless search, he went inside to tell his mother. Undaunted, she went outside, and after a few short minutes, she returned with the lens! "How did you manage to find it?" asked the teen. "Easy," replied the Mom. "We weren't looking for the same thing. You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150!"
- "There's always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to think about it. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt!" - Sharon
The Reel Deal
Up In The Air(rated PG-13) - starring Vera Farmiga, George Clooney, and Anna Kendrick
Ryan Bingham(Clooney) is a 'terminator,' a specialist in corporate down-sizing. With no close friends or family, he typicaly adds 300K-plus frequent flyer miles to his account, annually - happily and literally living his life 'up in the air.' Alex Goran(Farmiga), has a similarly-affected life, with much travel, and enters into a mutually gratifying, no-strings-attached, on-the-fly(so-to-speak) relationship with Bingham. Natalie Keener(Kendrick) is the up-and-comer terminator, looking to send Clooney and his ilk to the dinosaur graveyard, by using technology to effect corporate lay-offs, thereby saving their own company millions in travel-related expenses.
The writing was very clever, and in some places very profound and heartfelt. The acting was above average, with the ladies, as ever, swooning over Clooney; and for the men - the beautiful, charming Farmiga, who is very busy in films these days. The Golden Globes have found this film to be exceptional, nominating it for several awards, including Best Picture and Best Actor(Clooney), among others. This is a good 'date movie,' but NOT Golden Globe quality. And with so many other holiday blockbuster releases, how long this one will remain on the big screen is up-in-the-air!
Ryan Bingham(Clooney) is a 'terminator,' a specialist in corporate down-sizing. With no close friends or family, he typicaly adds 300K-plus frequent flyer miles to his account, annually - happily and literally living his life 'up in the air.' Alex Goran(Farmiga), has a similarly-affected life, with much travel, and enters into a mutually gratifying, no-strings-attached, on-the-fly(so-to-speak) relationship with Bingham. Natalie Keener(Kendrick) is the up-and-comer terminator, looking to send Clooney and his ilk to the dinosaur graveyard, by using technology to effect corporate lay-offs, thereby saving their own company millions in travel-related expenses.
The writing was very clever, and in some places very profound and heartfelt. The acting was above average, with the ladies, as ever, swooning over Clooney; and for the men - the beautiful, charming Farmiga, who is very busy in films these days. The Golden Globes have found this film to be exceptional, nominating it for several awards, including Best Picture and Best Actor(Clooney), among others. This is a good 'date movie,' but NOT Golden Globe quality. And with so many other holiday blockbuster releases, how long this one will remain on the big screen is up-in-the-air!
Az I Laugh At It....
- The math teacher asked little Nicky, "If you have $200, and you give $60 to Mary, $60 to Susie, and $60 to Sally, what would you have?" Turns out 'orgy' wasn't the correct answer!
- After bypass surgery, the doctor told Howie, "I'll have you back on your feet in two weeks!" And he did - two weeks later, Howie had to sell his car to pay the doctor's bill!
- There are three stages of sex in a man's life: tri-weekly, try-weekly, and try-weakly!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
- After bypass surgery, the doctor told Howie, "I'll have you back on your feet in two weeks!" And he did - two weeks later, Howie had to sell his car to pay the doctor's bill!
- There are three stages of sex in a man's life: tri-weekly, try-weekly, and try-weakly!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Az I See It....
Prologue: U.S. health care reform, in any form, will not begin until 2012, when according to the Mayan calendar, it will no longer be necessary!
International: As part of the international effort to change negative climate change, the U.S. Dept. of Energy is awarding $1B to three major corporations, to capture CO2, while the Dept. of War is only offering $25M to capture Osama Bin Laden. Energy is still a better investment!....Legislation in Uganda would allow for the execution of gays, while in the U.S., states are debating whether or not to allow gay marriage. Same thing!
National: ABC-TV will regret dumping Charles Gibson, to appease Diane Sawyer, much the same as NBC-TV already regrets moving Jay Leno to the 10pm time slot, to appease the idiotic Conan O'Brien!....100 years ago, boxing great Jack Johnson, the first Black to win the world heavyweight championship, was later convicted of having sex with a White woman. A recently attempted posthumous pardon was denied by the U.S. Justice Department. It is suspected that President Obama will grant the pardon, as soon as he grants a pardon for Tiger Woods!....The legendary Bat Masterson has died. Acted on early television by Gene Barry, who also portrayed the lead character in Burke's Law, Barry has died, at the age of 90. Most young boys reveled with their gold-tipped canes, which secreted a derringer in the handle, in the days when toy guns were just that, and not career training as they are today!....Medicare premium increases for 2010 were planned and approved in the 2002 and 2008 legislative sessions, but Republicans are trying to blame it on Obama, while the president is working to ensure seniors are provided with a $250 payment to make up for the increases and lack of COLA increases. Who's your Daddy?....Republicans also failed in their attempts to derail any long-term care coverage from reform laws. FOX News then reported that Republicans were being misrepresented!Still watching FOX News?....Democratic Senators are happy - many receiving pork project funds for their states, included in the health care reform legislation. Meanwhile, Sen. McCain(R - Az), who says he NEVER accepts any pork monies, and represents one of the then poorest states, is outraged that they are getting the funds; and Schwarzenegger(R - Ca) is outraged that he could not get any(he voted against reform!)....
State: ASU President Michael Crow is urging graduates, most facing immediate unemployment, to help the U.S. economy to recover, by paying back their ASU loans, and donating to the university!....The Centers for Disease Control reports that Arizona ranks 5th, nationally, in 'Happy!' Louisiana, Hawaii, and Florida are 1, 2, and 3, respectively. New York City ranks 50th. The study was based on such factors as good schools(Az ranks 49th), low crime(Az ranks among the worst, annually), and short commute times(Arizonans think they are among the worst!) Data was evidently provided by School Stupid-Intendent Tom Horne, Public Safety Detractor, Jack Harris, and Short-term commute(hopefully) Gov. Jan Brewer!....Newly proposed federal job stimulus plans are not expected to make any difference for Arizonans, as Arizona jobs don't pay much, and most Arizonans are tired of working, anyway!
Local: The new Beardsley/Loop 101 connection construction bid has come in at $16M under expectations. While city officials rejoice in this time of economic uncertainty, the final tally will most likely be only $32M over budget!
Epilogue: The new Boeing 787 Dreamliner is said to be 'the greatest plane in the sky!' Sure - but how will it handle if it has to land on the Hudson River?
International: As part of the international effort to change negative climate change, the U.S. Dept. of Energy is awarding $1B to three major corporations, to capture CO2, while the Dept. of War is only offering $25M to capture Osama Bin Laden. Energy is still a better investment!....Legislation in Uganda would allow for the execution of gays, while in the U.S., states are debating whether or not to allow gay marriage. Same thing!
National: ABC-TV will regret dumping Charles Gibson, to appease Diane Sawyer, much the same as NBC-TV already regrets moving Jay Leno to the 10pm time slot, to appease the idiotic Conan O'Brien!....100 years ago, boxing great Jack Johnson, the first Black to win the world heavyweight championship, was later convicted of having sex with a White woman. A recently attempted posthumous pardon was denied by the U.S. Justice Department. It is suspected that President Obama will grant the pardon, as soon as he grants a pardon for Tiger Woods!....The legendary Bat Masterson has died. Acted on early television by Gene Barry, who also portrayed the lead character in Burke's Law, Barry has died, at the age of 90. Most young boys reveled with their gold-tipped canes, which secreted a derringer in the handle, in the days when toy guns were just that, and not career training as they are today!....Medicare premium increases for 2010 were planned and approved in the 2002 and 2008 legislative sessions, but Republicans are trying to blame it on Obama, while the president is working to ensure seniors are provided with a $250 payment to make up for the increases and lack of COLA increases. Who's your Daddy?....Republicans also failed in their attempts to derail any long-term care coverage from reform laws. FOX News then reported that Republicans were being misrepresented!Still watching FOX News?....Democratic Senators are happy - many receiving pork project funds for their states, included in the health care reform legislation. Meanwhile, Sen. McCain(R - Az), who says he NEVER accepts any pork monies, and represents one of the then poorest states, is outraged that they are getting the funds; and Schwarzenegger(R - Ca) is outraged that he could not get any(he voted against reform!)....
State: ASU President Michael Crow is urging graduates, most facing immediate unemployment, to help the U.S. economy to recover, by paying back their ASU loans, and donating to the university!....The Centers for Disease Control reports that Arizona ranks 5th, nationally, in 'Happy!' Louisiana, Hawaii, and Florida are 1, 2, and 3, respectively. New York City ranks 50th. The study was based on such factors as good schools(Az ranks 49th), low crime(Az ranks among the worst, annually), and short commute times(Arizonans think they are among the worst!) Data was evidently provided by School Stupid-Intendent Tom Horne, Public Safety Detractor, Jack Harris, and Short-term commute(hopefully) Gov. Jan Brewer!....Newly proposed federal job stimulus plans are not expected to make any difference for Arizonans, as Arizona jobs don't pay much, and most Arizonans are tired of working, anyway!
Local: The new Beardsley/Loop 101 connection construction bid has come in at $16M under expectations. While city officials rejoice in this time of economic uncertainty, the final tally will most likely be only $32M over budget!
Epilogue: The new Boeing 787 Dreamliner is said to be 'the greatest plane in the sky!' Sure - but how will it handle if it has to land on the Hudson River?
Az I Teach It....
- According to anonymous sources, the ASRS contributions for the 2010-2011 school-year will increase from the present 9.1% to at least 9.85% Future increases wil be likely, and larger, if district budgets are slashed by eliminating higher-paid veteran teachers - a scenario that seems more likely each day!
- A recent Arizona Census report exclaims that teen pregnancies drop-off significantly after age 25.
- A teacher friend of mine will confidently sneeze into his elbow or sleeve - refuse to shake hands, for fear of contracting the H1N1 Swine Flu contamination - and freely gives hugs. Yeeeew!
- A recent Arizona Census report exclaims that teen pregnancies drop-off significantly after age 25.
- A teacher friend of mine will confidently sneeze into his elbow or sleeve - refuse to shake hands, for fear of contracting the H1N1 Swine Flu contamination - and freely gives hugs. Yeeeew!
Az I Use It....
- As the year is winding down, don't forget to account for your tax dollars! In Arizona, there are several independently allowable tax CREDITS(check your individual state - I'm told most have similar tax credit programs!) Instead of giving your hard-earned dollars to the ever-so-efficient state government, you can contribute to your favorite local charities, and receive dollar-for-dollar credit, while receiving federal deductions, too! Here are four of them:
1. Public Schools Tax Credits - for extra-curricular activities only - up to $400 per married couple, filing jointly.
2. Private Schools Tuition Tax Credits - for tuition only - up to $1,000
3. Working Poor Tax Credits - for approved 501(c)3 organizations - up to $400 - to see which qualify, log-on to: www.azdor.gov/taxcredits/charitabletaxcredit.aspx
4. Military Family Relief Fund Tax Credits - for military families of those killed in combat - up to $400 For the contribution brochure and form, log-on to: www.azmfrf.gov/mfrf.htm
That's $2,200 in allowable tax credits! Take 'em!
As an aside - Arizona legislators will attempt to eliminate the Public School Tax Credit, while increasing the Private School Tax Credit to $1,500. This will enable all legislators whose children attend private schools(most of them!) to have their children's tuitions fully paid, annually!
- Hurry - it's not too late! Log-on to: www.retailmenot.com/view/honeybaked.com to download a $10-off coupon on a delicious Honeybaked Holiday ham! I did! My 8 lb. ham sold for $38(less than $5/lb). Offer ends Dec. 31st.
- UFCW 99 and Basha's gocery store chain have agreed to end four years of legal arguments, allowing Basha's to emerge from bankruptcy, resume inflated pricing, and go out-of-business without interference!
1. Public Schools Tax Credits - for extra-curricular activities only - up to $400 per married couple, filing jointly.
2. Private Schools Tuition Tax Credits - for tuition only - up to $1,000
3. Working Poor Tax Credits - for approved 501(c)3 organizations - up to $400 - to see which qualify, log-on to: www.azdor.gov/taxcredits/charitabletaxcredit.aspx
4. Military Family Relief Fund Tax Credits - for military families of those killed in combat - up to $400 For the contribution brochure and form, log-on to: www.azmfrf.gov/mfrf.htm
That's $2,200 in allowable tax credits! Take 'em!
As an aside - Arizona legislators will attempt to eliminate the Public School Tax Credit, while increasing the Private School Tax Credit to $1,500. This will enable all legislators whose children attend private schools(most of them!) to have their children's tuitions fully paid, annually!
- Hurry - it's not too late! Log-on to: www.retailmenot.com/view/honeybaked.com to download a $10-off coupon on a delicious Honeybaked Holiday ham! I did! My 8 lb. ham sold for $38(less than $5/lb). Offer ends Dec. 31st.
- UFCW 99 and Basha's gocery store chain have agreed to end four years of legal arguments, allowing Basha's to emerge from bankruptcy, resume inflated pricing, and go out-of-business without interference!
Az I Laugh At It....
- George is sitting at the bar, drinking one double-scotch after another, each time looking into his coat pocket before re-ordering. Finally, the barkeep asked him why, and George replied, " In my pocket, I have a picture of my wife. When she gets good-looking, I know it's time to quit drinking!
- A government worker was sitting in his office, when a genie appeared, granting him three wishes. The worker pondered, and said, "I'd like a fancy, brand-new car." POOF! Outside his office window appeared a fancy, brand-new car, and the genie handed him the keys! "For my second wish, I'd like to be on a tropical island, surrounded by beautiful women." POOF! All of a sudden, he was on a tropical island, surrounded by beautiful women! "For my third wish, I'd like to never have to work again!" POOF! There he was, back in his government office again!
- Let us all be happy living within our means - even if we have to borrow to do it! - Sharon
- A government worker was sitting in his office, when a genie appeared, granting him three wishes. The worker pondered, and said, "I'd like a fancy, brand-new car." POOF! Outside his office window appeared a fancy, brand-new car, and the genie handed him the keys! "For my second wish, I'd like to be on a tropical island, surrounded by beautiful women." POOF! All of a sudden, he was on a tropical island, surrounded by beautiful women! "For my third wish, I'd like to never have to work again!" POOF! There he was, back in his government office again!
- Let us all be happy living within our means - even if we have to borrow to do it! - Sharon
The Reel Deal
Brothers(rated R) - starring Jake Gyllenhall, Tobey Maguire, Natalie Portman, and Bailee Madison
An Afghanistan war vet(Maguire) returns home after being thought to be killed-in-action, to find that he cannot cope with personal and societal issues - even thinking that his previously no-good brother(Gyllenhall) had been having an affair with his wife(Portman).
The script and plot lines were poorly constructed and awkward in just a few places, eliciting short-term disappointment, and there is little chemistry between Portman and Maguire. Individually, the performances were outstanding - and at least two are worthy of Oscar consideration, ie., Bailee Madison, as one of Maguire/Portman's two young daughters, is the next Dakota Fanning, portraying a range of emotions seemingly uncanny for such a young(although already seasoned) actress. And then there's Maguire - with a performance on the same level as Robert Deniro in Taxi Driver, Cape Fear, or Raging Bull(for which De Niro won the Oscar!)
An intense film, on the order of The Messenger, but not quite as compelling to see at high-dollar prices, so see it at the matinee. But if you miss it - oh Brother!
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Everybody's Fine(rated PG-13) - starring Robert De Niro, Drew Barrymore, Kate Beckinsale and Sam Rockwell
Do NOT miss this film! One of the year's best - a retrospective of human nature and parental instinct, in conflict with real life. The lovelies Barrymore and Beckinsale play De Niro's daughters, a man attempting to reconnect with his children after the passing of his long-time wife. While Barrymore melts your heart with every scene she is in, this film will define De Niro, as True Grit defined John Wayne, and could propel him towards an Oscar nomination! Bring your Kleenex(yeah, you guys, especially!), but believe you me - Everybody's Fine!
An Afghanistan war vet(Maguire) returns home after being thought to be killed-in-action, to find that he cannot cope with personal and societal issues - even thinking that his previously no-good brother(Gyllenhall) had been having an affair with his wife(Portman).
The script and plot lines were poorly constructed and awkward in just a few places, eliciting short-term disappointment, and there is little chemistry between Portman and Maguire. Individually, the performances were outstanding - and at least two are worthy of Oscar consideration, ie., Bailee Madison, as one of Maguire/Portman's two young daughters, is the next Dakota Fanning, portraying a range of emotions seemingly uncanny for such a young(although already seasoned) actress. And then there's Maguire - with a performance on the same level as Robert Deniro in Taxi Driver, Cape Fear, or Raging Bull(for which De Niro won the Oscar!)
An intense film, on the order of The Messenger, but not quite as compelling to see at high-dollar prices, so see it at the matinee. But if you miss it - oh Brother!
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Everybody's Fine(rated PG-13) - starring Robert De Niro, Drew Barrymore, Kate Beckinsale and Sam Rockwell
Do NOT miss this film! One of the year's best - a retrospective of human nature and parental instinct, in conflict with real life. The lovelies Barrymore and Beckinsale play De Niro's daughters, a man attempting to reconnect with his children after the passing of his long-time wife. While Barrymore melts your heart with every scene she is in, this film will define De Niro, as True Grit defined John Wayne, and could propel him towards an Oscar nomination! Bring your Kleenex(yeah, you guys, especially!), but believe you me - Everybody's Fine!
Friends is Friends
Well, folks, it's the time of year when Christmas and Hannukah are celebrated world-wide, and this year is more special than most. Santa Claus needs your help - more specifically, your prayers. And not just the Christian Santa, but the Jewish Santa, too!
Jeremiah Halbert, formerly of Scottsdale, Az., but more recently from Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, is courageously battling an aggressive form of liver cancer for which there is no cure, and no treatment, other than making him comfortable. There are hundreds of children, who knew Jerry as 'Santa,' through gatherings at my house, whom to this day believe that he is the 'real' Santa - and he is, always making the Christmas seasons so very special.
And then there's Howie Mallin - the 'Jewish Santa' - whose later-life has been dedicated to helping others, especially through his work in the public schools, with special needs students - including his annual stints as Santa! Howie will have open-heart bypass surgery, this morning, at Thunderbird Hospital, in Glendale, Az.
Both men have their friends and families with them, but please keep them foremost in your thoughts and prayers. I DO believe in Santa Claus - two of them!
Jeremiah Halbert, formerly of Scottsdale, Az., but more recently from Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, is courageously battling an aggressive form of liver cancer for which there is no cure, and no treatment, other than making him comfortable. There are hundreds of children, who knew Jerry as 'Santa,' through gatherings at my house, whom to this day believe that he is the 'real' Santa - and he is, always making the Christmas seasons so very special.
And then there's Howie Mallin - the 'Jewish Santa' - whose later-life has been dedicated to helping others, especially through his work in the public schools, with special needs students - including his annual stints as Santa! Howie will have open-heart bypass surgery, this morning, at Thunderbird Hospital, in Glendale, Az.
Both men have their friends and families with them, but please keep them foremost in your thoughts and prayers. I DO believe in Santa Claus - two of them!
Az I Use It....
Let's begin the month, and end the year, with a flourish of giving and savings:
Log-on to www.restaurant.com and you will be able to give up to thirty(30) people (DAILY) a $10.00 gift certificate to the restaurant(s) of their choice, as well as receive them from your recipients! Hurry, though, as this promotion ends on Dec. 25th! Merry Mangia Christmas!
GET YOUR MONEY BACK! Arizona allows taxpayers to receive dollar-for-dollar tax credits for charitable contributions to qualified organizations. My favorites:
1. Az. Public Schools Tax Credit - money may only be used of extracurricular activities - to the school/program of your choice. Up to $200/single; $400/married couple.*
2. Az. Private Schools Tuition Tax credit - money to be used for tuition payments(not for own child, but couples have been known to 'reciprocate' donations) Up to $500/single; $1,000/married couple.*
3. Military Family Relief Fund Tax Credit - money to be used for military families in which a U.S. service member has been killed in combat. Up to $200/single; $400/married couple.*
4. Az. Working Poor Tax Credit - money to by used by qualified charitable organizations of your choice. If unsure of which organizations qualify, log-on to: www.azdor.gov/taxcredits/charitabletaxcredit.aspx Up to $200/single; $400/married couple.*
*These are maximums - any other lower amount is also acceptable!
All credits to be claimed on Arizona Tax Form 321, and may be claimed independently of each other., ie., if your total Arizona income tax liability for 2009 were to be $2,200.00, and you donated the maximum allowable to organizations in each of these categories, your new tax liability for Arizona would adjust to $0. You would also have allowable deductions for your Federal taxes, also, thus helping each of these organizations and receiving a return on your 'investment.'
NEW - no tax baseline needs to be established for any of these opportunities, a process that discouraged some from participating in tax credit programs!
So get going, and get giving! People/programs need your assistance - and you need the money! And my Mother always said, "It takes money to make money!" If you're going to owe up to $2,200 to the state anyway, you'd be better off giving it to your favorite qualified charitable recipients, instead!
Log-on to www.restaurant.com and you will be able to give up to thirty(30) people (DAILY) a $10.00 gift certificate to the restaurant(s) of their choice, as well as receive them from your recipients! Hurry, though, as this promotion ends on Dec. 25th! Merry Mangia Christmas!
GET YOUR MONEY BACK! Arizona allows taxpayers to receive dollar-for-dollar tax credits for charitable contributions to qualified organizations. My favorites:
1. Az. Public Schools Tax Credit - money may only be used of extracurricular activities - to the school/program of your choice. Up to $200/single; $400/married couple.*
2. Az. Private Schools Tuition Tax credit - money to be used for tuition payments(not for own child, but couples have been known to 'reciprocate' donations) Up to $500/single; $1,000/married couple.*
3. Military Family Relief Fund Tax Credit - money to be used for military families in which a U.S. service member has been killed in combat. Up to $200/single; $400/married couple.*
4. Az. Working Poor Tax Credit - money to by used by qualified charitable organizations of your choice. If unsure of which organizations qualify, log-on to: www.azdor.gov/taxcredits/charitabletaxcredit.aspx Up to $200/single; $400/married couple.*
*These are maximums - any other lower amount is also acceptable!
All credits to be claimed on Arizona Tax Form 321, and may be claimed independently of each other., ie., if your total Arizona income tax liability for 2009 were to be $2,200.00, and you donated the maximum allowable to organizations in each of these categories, your new tax liability for Arizona would adjust to $0. You would also have allowable deductions for your Federal taxes, also, thus helping each of these organizations and receiving a return on your 'investment.'
NEW - no tax baseline needs to be established for any of these opportunities, a process that discouraged some from participating in tax credit programs!
So get going, and get giving! People/programs need your assistance - and you need the money! And my Mother always said, "It takes money to make money!" If you're going to owe up to $2,200 to the state anyway, you'd be better off giving it to your favorite qualified charitable recipients, instead!
Az I See It....
Prologue: Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's degree and a woman gets her Master's!
National: GM reported a $1.2B loss for the 3rd quarter of 2009, saying 'it's improving!' And they have a plan - make prices even higher on new models, so that consumers will recoup gasoline savings in ten years, for vehicles which people cannot afford, and will most likely last only three to five years, and be paid for with loans that are termed for six to seven years!....Reports are that the Republican Administration had Osama Bin Laden cornered, in 2001, but a lack of reinforcements let him off the hook. The Republicans now in Congress vowed to not let the same happen with Barack Obama!....Health care reform will supposedly cost $840B over ten years, saving thousands of American lives, whereas the Bush Administration spent $1.2T in only six years to kill/maim more than 50K Americans!....Hollywood insiders claim Angelina Jolie hates President Obama. That's good enough for me - I'm not going to watch any movies starring Barack Obama!....Speaking of Hollywood - Mandy Patankin will win an Emmy for his recent performance in CBS-TVs 'Three Rivers.' Leading man Alex O'Loughlin should go back to being a vampire(Moonlight), because, as a transplant doctor, he sucks!....Darwin was right - natural selection will account for the survival of the women who cancel their annual mammography exam because of a recent report by The U.S. Preventive Services Task Force, a 'Blue Ribbon Panel' of idiots, saying they may be unnecessary, if not even harmful! Good timing in the fight against ObamaCare! Did you know that this panel contains an ASU professor/scientist among its membership(Arizona education at its finest) - and that the panel was created and staffed by....the George W. Bush Administration? Follow the money! Always follow the money!
State/Local: Auto thefts are down, along with murders and other violent crimes - and state and local politicians are attributing te trend to improved technology and better enforcement efforts. They refuse to give acclaim to Sheriff Joe Arpaio, whose anti-drug and crime sweeps have brought only retribution and defiance from those directly and indirectly affected by his successes! Thanks, Joe!
- Most requested Christmas/Hannukah gift for precocious Valley middle schoolers - an Amy Winehouse Chemistry Set!
Epilogue: Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!
National: GM reported a $1.2B loss for the 3rd quarter of 2009, saying 'it's improving!' And they have a plan - make prices even higher on new models, so that consumers will recoup gasoline savings in ten years, for vehicles which people cannot afford, and will most likely last only three to five years, and be paid for with loans that are termed for six to seven years!....Reports are that the Republican Administration had Osama Bin Laden cornered, in 2001, but a lack of reinforcements let him off the hook. The Republicans now in Congress vowed to not let the same happen with Barack Obama!....Health care reform will supposedly cost $840B over ten years, saving thousands of American lives, whereas the Bush Administration spent $1.2T in only six years to kill/maim more than 50K Americans!....Hollywood insiders claim Angelina Jolie hates President Obama. That's good enough for me - I'm not going to watch any movies starring Barack Obama!....Speaking of Hollywood - Mandy Patankin will win an Emmy for his recent performance in CBS-TVs 'Three Rivers.' Leading man Alex O'Loughlin should go back to being a vampire(Moonlight), because, as a transplant doctor, he sucks!....Darwin was right - natural selection will account for the survival of the women who cancel their annual mammography exam because of a recent report by The U.S. Preventive Services Task Force, a 'Blue Ribbon Panel' of idiots, saying they may be unnecessary, if not even harmful! Good timing in the fight against ObamaCare! Did you know that this panel contains an ASU professor/scientist among its membership(Arizona education at its finest) - and that the panel was created and staffed by....the George W. Bush Administration? Follow the money! Always follow the money!
State/Local: Auto thefts are down, along with murders and other violent crimes - and state and local politicians are attributing te trend to improved technology and better enforcement efforts. They refuse to give acclaim to Sheriff Joe Arpaio, whose anti-drug and crime sweeps have brought only retribution and defiance from those directly and indirectly affected by his successes! Thanks, Joe!
- Most requested Christmas/Hannukah gift for precocious Valley middle schoolers - an Amy Winehouse Chemistry Set!
Epilogue: Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!
Az I Use It....
- To assist U.S. Armed Forces morale, send Holiday greetings to: Holiday Mail for Heroes, P.O. Box 5456, Capital Heights, Md. 20791-5456(do NOT send to 'Any U.S. Soldier,' etc., addresses. They are false!)
- The recent UCFW-threatened strike(25,000 employees) was averted. I recently discovered that when Basha's closed thirteen of its stores, managers were transferred with full salary and benefits, while employees were laid-off, then rehired and transferred, without benefits and seniority, as new employees!
It is, unfortunately, necessary to maintain workers' unions, to prevent a loss of workers' standards of living and workplace conditions. A record number of U.S. companies reported profits for the 3rd quarter of 2009, but the profits were due to cutbacks in staff, salary, and benefits - and NOT from an increase in sales!
- Basha's recently had Starkist Tuna on sale(from $2.19/can to $1.99/can) Regular price at Walmart for identical item - $1.34/can.
- Fresh and Easy Markets will begin opening in the East Valley in early 2010, while West Valley stores should be open by April/May 2010 - even though they've been sitting there - ready-to-go - for almost two years!
- Where were the 'greenies' when the Capital Christmas tree was cut down in Arizona?
- Have you noticed that most manhole covers are constructed such that one of your tires must pass directly over them - and they are usually not flush with the street!
- My clothes and new car reek of cigarette smoke - and no smoker has ever been inside! I'm tired of smelling other drivers' smoke when they are in front of, or beside, my car, and their smell chokes into my AC system. Roll your windows up and gag on it yourself....please!
- The Az. Public School Tuiton Tax Credit program is under scrutiny by lawmakers claiming very little savings($8M) have been saved, while much is lost to state coffers. A recent 'outside' analysis found that more than $45M had been saved, and that the program was very beneficial to the state. Either way, education is now considered to be just another money-making enterprise to the present legislature!
- "Vision without action is only a dream. Action without vision is a waste of time. Vision and Action can change the world!"- Confucious
- The recent UCFW-threatened strike(25,000 employees) was averted. I recently discovered that when Basha's closed thirteen of its stores, managers were transferred with full salary and benefits, while employees were laid-off, then rehired and transferred, without benefits and seniority, as new employees!
It is, unfortunately, necessary to maintain workers' unions, to prevent a loss of workers' standards of living and workplace conditions. A record number of U.S. companies reported profits for the 3rd quarter of 2009, but the profits were due to cutbacks in staff, salary, and benefits - and NOT from an increase in sales!
- Basha's recently had Starkist Tuna on sale(from $2.19/can to $1.99/can) Regular price at Walmart for identical item - $1.34/can.
- Fresh and Easy Markets will begin opening in the East Valley in early 2010, while West Valley stores should be open by April/May 2010 - even though they've been sitting there - ready-to-go - for almost two years!
- Where were the 'greenies' when the Capital Christmas tree was cut down in Arizona?
- Have you noticed that most manhole covers are constructed such that one of your tires must pass directly over them - and they are usually not flush with the street!
- My clothes and new car reek of cigarette smoke - and no smoker has ever been inside! I'm tired of smelling other drivers' smoke when they are in front of, or beside, my car, and their smell chokes into my AC system. Roll your windows up and gag on it yourself....please!
- The Az. Public School Tuiton Tax Credit program is under scrutiny by lawmakers claiming very little savings($8M) have been saved, while much is lost to state coffers. A recent 'outside' analysis found that more than $45M had been saved, and that the program was very beneficial to the state. Either way, education is now considered to be just another money-making enterprise to the present legislature!
- "Vision without action is only a dream. Action without vision is a waste of time. Vision and Action can change the world!"- Confucious
Az I Teach It....
- More union/legal problems? What if Arizona school districts begin to issue employees 'Letters of Intent to Rehire,' as they have in the past to circumcise the previous April/May 15th contract-issuing deadline? Does that mean teachers may not seek employment elsewhere, while district administrators wait for the State Legislature to decide upon funding? Then teachers could not leave their district until actually receiving a lay-off notice, possibly much too late to be hired elsewhere! Thanks, Master Brewer!
- Phased-retirement programs for educators were created for administrators, and offered to regular employees to lure them into a sense of false appreciation. Many quality, deserved veteran teachers have not availed themselves of this lucrative arrangement, because of the one-way restrictions that could cost them their jobs. Some teachers have confided that they were told point blank - 'retire for a phased-retirement program and you will be replaced.' Why? Because they are not liked! Administrators are not affected by these restrictions, as they are 'in the loop.' With the recent union-busting, anti-teacher legislation, it doesn't matter anymore, as a purge is on the way. If you qualify, take the money and run - you're toast anyway!
- A recent poll of teachers reveals that student-texting may help them to succeed in class - especially when texting the questions and answers to tests!
- Arizona's major universities are seeking a method to assist students in graduating quicker, thus saving money for the universities and the students. One option on the table is to issue worthless diplomas after only three years of partying, instead of after the present average of five years - for the same worthless diplomas!
- "Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education." - Chuang-tzu, Chinese writer(c. 369 B.C. - c. - 286 B.C.)
- Phased-retirement programs for educators were created for administrators, and offered to regular employees to lure them into a sense of false appreciation. Many quality, deserved veteran teachers have not availed themselves of this lucrative arrangement, because of the one-way restrictions that could cost them their jobs. Some teachers have confided that they were told point blank - 'retire for a phased-retirement program and you will be replaced.' Why? Because they are not liked! Administrators are not affected by these restrictions, as they are 'in the loop.' With the recent union-busting, anti-teacher legislation, it doesn't matter anymore, as a purge is on the way. If you qualify, take the money and run - you're toast anyway!
- A recent poll of teachers reveals that student-texting may help them to succeed in class - especially when texting the questions and answers to tests!
- Arizona's major universities are seeking a method to assist students in graduating quicker, thus saving money for the universities and the students. One option on the table is to issue worthless diplomas after only three years of partying, instead of after the present average of five years - for the same worthless diplomas!
- "Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education." - Chuang-tzu, Chinese writer(c. 369 B.C. - c. - 286 B.C.)
Az I Laugh At It....
- Nick and Bernie were talking, over a few beers, about the beautiful Sharon Stone. Bernie argued, "Take away her eyes, lips, her legs and her figure, and what have you got?" Nick replied, "My wife!"
- If you leave a store with both paper and plastic bags, does that make you bi-sacksual?
- "Sharon, I feel very sick. Would you please call me a veterinarian?" moaned George. "Why a vet, and not a regular doctor?" asked Sharon. "Because," George whimpered. "I work like a horse and live like a dog!"
- At a business conference, the State Tax Commissioner asked the audience which tax they felt was the fairest. Howie answered, "The Poll Tax." The Commissioner replied, "But that tax was repealed a long time ago." "I know," said Howie, "That's why it's the fairest!"
- If you leave a store with both paper and plastic bags, does that make you bi-sacksual?
- "Sharon, I feel very sick. Would you please call me a veterinarian?" moaned George. "Why a vet, and not a regular doctor?" asked Sharon. "Because," George whimpered. "I work like a horse and live like a dog!"
- At a business conference, the State Tax Commissioner asked the audience which tax they felt was the fairest. Howie answered, "The Poll Tax." The Commissioner replied, "But that tax was repealed a long time ago." "I know," said Howie, "That's why it's the fairest!"
The Reel Deal
The Blind Side(rated PG-13) - starring Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw, Quinton Aaron, Jae Head, and Lily Collins
The true story of a young, Black man(Aaron, playing Michael Oher) who was living on the streets, and the wealthy, White family who 'adopted' him, nurtured and loved him, and how that young man succeeded - eventually graduating high school, becoming a college football phenom, and eventually becoming a first-round NFL draft selection(by the Baltimore Ravens.)
Sandra Bullock(Leigh Anne Touhy) is more beautiful than ever, and Tim McGraw(Sean Touhy) does an admirable job of playing the rich, Tennessee restaurant franchise owner. The scene stealer is Jae Head(S.J. Touhy), who makes ADHD look like an admirable trait!
This is a feel-good, chick flick. It is fun, if you are football fan. It is emotional in several places. Bullock is hyped to be Oscar-nominated for her performance. No, I don't think so! I liked the film, but was not overwhelmed by anything but the story-line! There are too many other good films out there, if you enjoy the big screen. For this one - wait for it on DVD - don't get blind-sided!
The true story of a young, Black man(Aaron, playing Michael Oher) who was living on the streets, and the wealthy, White family who 'adopted' him, nurtured and loved him, and how that young man succeeded - eventually graduating high school, becoming a college football phenom, and eventually becoming a first-round NFL draft selection(by the Baltimore Ravens.)
Sandra Bullock(Leigh Anne Touhy) is more beautiful than ever, and Tim McGraw(Sean Touhy) does an admirable job of playing the rich, Tennessee restaurant franchise owner. The scene stealer is Jae Head(S.J. Touhy), who makes ADHD look like an admirable trait!
This is a feel-good, chick flick. It is fun, if you are football fan. It is emotional in several places. Bullock is hyped to be Oscar-nominated for her performance. No, I don't think so! I liked the film, but was not overwhelmed by anything but the story-line! There are too many other good films out there, if you enjoy the big screen. For this one - wait for it on DVD - don't get blind-sided!
Az I Teach It....
Where was Stupid-Intendent Tom Horne? Where was the Arizona Education Association? Where are they now? And why were they unaware of this legislation? It's official! Arizona public school teachers are now slaves! That's right - and with no one to lead them out of their bondage. A new state law, effective already, which, among other things, eliminates seniority - and facilitates the elimination of higher-salaried, veteran teachers. This newly enacted indentured servant law states the following:
1. A district is prohibited from adopting policies that use seniority as a factor in determining retention, and may not use seniority when considering reductions-in-force.
2. Seniority does not have to be considered for staff recall after layoffs(district discretion)
3. Salary reductions no longer must be applied equally. Administrators may now reduce salaries of individual employees.
4. Number of days required to correct improper teacher performance has been lowered from 85 to 60.
5. Teachers are no longer to be compensated for conducting union activities during contracted time.
6. District notification of intent to continue employment(previously April 15th) is now left to district discretion.
7. Districts are no longer required to issue contracts by May 15th - again, district discretion.
What are some of the implications?
1. Higher-salaried, veteran teachers may now be more easily purged - especially in these dire economic times!
2. Lower salaries means lesser contributions for the Arizona State Retirement System, resulting in higher paycheck deductions for teachers - a practice that has become quite common since the 'buyout purge' of the '90s.
3. Opens the door for merit-only salary increases/reductions, if any!
4. A return to the 'good-old boy' days, when if your Principal liked you, you were 'good' - regardless of your (in)abilities. If your Principal didn't like you - you were 'good-as-gone!'
5. Organized teacher activities will be severely restricted - this is a 'union-busting' action!
6. Teachers will now lack any job security, and this may trigger a 'transiency' in an community service in which student success depends upon on staff competency and stability.
7. Districts will experience declines in student achievement - the opposite for which this legislation was supposedly intended.
8. Opens the door for 'age discrimination' lawsuits, among other charges that will cripple our public schools, both economically and educationally.
Who's the real turkey? Happy Thanksgiving!
1. A district is prohibited from adopting policies that use seniority as a factor in determining retention, and may not use seniority when considering reductions-in-force.
2. Seniority does not have to be considered for staff recall after layoffs(district discretion)
3. Salary reductions no longer must be applied equally. Administrators may now reduce salaries of individual employees.
4. Number of days required to correct improper teacher performance has been lowered from 85 to 60.
5. Teachers are no longer to be compensated for conducting union activities during contracted time.
6. District notification of intent to continue employment(previously April 15th) is now left to district discretion.
7. Districts are no longer required to issue contracts by May 15th - again, district discretion.
What are some of the implications?
1. Higher-salaried, veteran teachers may now be more easily purged - especially in these dire economic times!
2. Lower salaries means lesser contributions for the Arizona State Retirement System, resulting in higher paycheck deductions for teachers - a practice that has become quite common since the 'buyout purge' of the '90s.
3. Opens the door for merit-only salary increases/reductions, if any!
4. A return to the 'good-old boy' days, when if your Principal liked you, you were 'good' - regardless of your (in)abilities. If your Principal didn't like you - you were 'good-as-gone!'
5. Organized teacher activities will be severely restricted - this is a 'union-busting' action!
6. Teachers will now lack any job security, and this may trigger a 'transiency' in an community service in which student success depends upon on staff competency and stability.
7. Districts will experience declines in student achievement - the opposite for which this legislation was supposedly intended.
8. Opens the door for 'age discrimination' lawsuits, among other charges that will cripple our public schools, both economically and educationally.
Who's the real turkey? Happy Thanksgiving!
Az I Eat It....
Picazzo's Gourmet Pizza - 11340 W. Bell Rd, Surprise, Az(Bell Mar Plaza), and other franchised locations valleywide
Everyone has a gimmick. And when everyone knows your gimmick, and your gimmick works, you strike it big! Picazzo's gimmick - well....not so much! Things began poorly, as I was informed they do not offer Coca Cola products, but Pepsi, instead. Weak! To top it off - it was served warm, over ice, becoming quickly watered-down and more tasteless.
The sign advertised 'Happy Hour, 1/2-off appetizers from 4 to 7pm' - except to receive the discounted price, we were informed that we MUST sit outside(brrrrr) and not inside, where it was more comfortable this particular evening. The Mama's Meatz Balls were then only $4.75 - only four (ping-pong ball sized) of them - with artichoke hearts and cheese-smothered red sauce, and bland-tasting. Not worth it at THAT price, let alone for the $9.50 regular price!
Okay - let's try the pizza - pepperoni, sausage, cheese, carmelized onions and peppers, and garlic(substituted for mushrooms) - small(9" round), with Picazzo's original crust. It passed the 'edible' test, but $15.50? There are countless combos to choose from, or you can 'build' your own - starting at $10 for the stripped-down model. Either way, it wasn't worth it. The wifemate said, "What did you expect - it's 'gourmet.'" I expected it to taste good. It didn't. I expected it would be worth the money. It wasn't. As for the 'gimmick,' I'm still trying to figure out what it is! And the place was packed! Go figure!
Everyone has a gimmick. And when everyone knows your gimmick, and your gimmick works, you strike it big! Picazzo's gimmick - well....not so much! Things began poorly, as I was informed they do not offer Coca Cola products, but Pepsi, instead. Weak! To top it off - it was served warm, over ice, becoming quickly watered-down and more tasteless.
The sign advertised 'Happy Hour, 1/2-off appetizers from 4 to 7pm' - except to receive the discounted price, we were informed that we MUST sit outside(brrrrr) and not inside, where it was more comfortable this particular evening. The Mama's Meatz Balls were then only $4.75 - only four (ping-pong ball sized) of them - with artichoke hearts and cheese-smothered red sauce, and bland-tasting. Not worth it at THAT price, let alone for the $9.50 regular price!
Okay - let's try the pizza - pepperoni, sausage, cheese, carmelized onions and peppers, and garlic(substituted for mushrooms) - small(9" round), with Picazzo's original crust. It passed the 'edible' test, but $15.50? There are countless combos to choose from, or you can 'build' your own - starting at $10 for the stripped-down model. Either way, it wasn't worth it. The wifemate said, "What did you expect - it's 'gourmet.'" I expected it to taste good. It didn't. I expected it would be worth the money. It wasn't. As for the 'gimmick,' I'm still trying to figure out what it is! And the place was packed! Go figure!
Az I See It....
- Through a business connection, the wifemate and I were privileged to be invited to attend the 11th Annual Welcome Home Celebration for Operation Freedom Bird - Viet Nam veterans returning from Washington, DC Veteran's Day celebrations - at Sky Harbor Airport Terminal 4, yesterday! Sponsored by Southwest Airlines, the Knights of Columbus, Sun City Country Club, and several other generous, local contributors, Operation Freedom Bird is a non-profit organization created in 1988 to assist returning Viet Nam veterans in their attempts to overcome any adverse circumstances resulting from their service in Viet Nam.
Hundreds of family members, friends, and volunteers made their return from 'The Wall' a special moment for all. Cheers and tears were plentiful, and relief and joy were everywhere! Renowned trumpeter Jesse McGuire beautifully blasted our National Anthem to begin the celebration, and sounded Taps to close the ceremonies. Southwest Airlines employee Scott Wirt belted out his original "At the Wall" and then "God Bless the USA" to rousing ovations! Curiously, no local media attended, although they were invited. I had expected that Mayor Gordon and/or Gov. Brewer would relish an opportunity to say a few words of thanks to the servicemen and women who were so neglected upon their initial return to the USA - but no one seemed to matter if they were not there, anyway. All of the important people were! Thanks to all of the servicemen and women of the United States of America! For more information, log-on to: www.operationfreedombird.org
P.s. - If you want to hear "At the Wall," check out Scott Wirt on YouTube.com
Hundreds of family members, friends, and volunteers made their return from 'The Wall' a special moment for all. Cheers and tears were plentiful, and relief and joy were everywhere! Renowned trumpeter Jesse McGuire beautifully blasted our National Anthem to begin the celebration, and sounded Taps to close the ceremonies. Southwest Airlines employee Scott Wirt belted out his original "At the Wall" and then "God Bless the USA" to rousing ovations! Curiously, no local media attended, although they were invited. I had expected that Mayor Gordon and/or Gov. Brewer would relish an opportunity to say a few words of thanks to the servicemen and women who were so neglected upon their initial return to the USA - but no one seemed to matter if they were not there, anyway. All of the important people were! Thanks to all of the servicemen and women of the United States of America! For more information, log-on to: www.operationfreedombird.org
P.s. - If you want to hear "At the Wall," check out Scott Wirt on YouTube.com
Az I Play It....
- Approximately $2.5M was spent to keep the NHL's Phoenix Coyotes in Glendale - that's more than $20 for each unsold ticket last season!
- In pro football, why is Offensive Holding in the end zone, a 2-point Safety, but Defensive Pass Interference in the end zone is not a Touchdown?
- In pro football, why is Offensive Holding in the end zone, a 2-point Safety, but Defensive Pass Interference in the end zone is not a Touchdown?
Az I Laugh At It....
- Already the mother of two rambunctious boys, the husband was thrilled when the doctor announce they were now expecting twins. He told his wife that she should start thinking of names. "Well, let's see," she said. "We already have Adolf and Rudolf. How about Getoff and Stayoff?"
- "Renee, what does your Daddy do?" asked the teacher. "Renee answered, "Anything my Mommy tells him to do!"
- An elderly gentleman, while out for a stroll through the neighborhood, came upon a little boy sitting on the curb and crying. "What's the trouble, son. Are you lost?" he asked. "Worse than that!" replied the boy. "My Mom lost her book on child-rearing and now she's using her own judgment!"
- The personnel manager was interviewing the boss' daughter for a job, and it was not going well. After a series of questions, it was obvious she was not suitable for the position. In a last-ditch effort, he asked her, "If you could have a conversation with anyone - living or dead - with whom would it be?" She replied, "Well, of course - the living one!"
- "Renee, what does your Daddy do?" asked the teacher. "Renee answered, "Anything my Mommy tells him to do!"
- An elderly gentleman, while out for a stroll through the neighborhood, came upon a little boy sitting on the curb and crying. "What's the trouble, son. Are you lost?" he asked. "Worse than that!" replied the boy. "My Mom lost her book on child-rearing and now she's using her own judgment!"
- The personnel manager was interviewing the boss' daughter for a job, and it was not going well. After a series of questions, it was obvious she was not suitable for the position. In a last-ditch effort, he asked her, "If you could have a conversation with anyone - living or dead - with whom would it be?" She replied, "Well, of course - the living one!"
Az I See It....
Prologue: Once you change the way you look at things, the things you look at will change. - Regina Brett, age 90
International: President Obama is on his way to Asia, to smooth-over W's missteps, and presumably, to continue to search for a valid birth certificate.
National: A recent full-page promotion, run several times in major local papers nationally, advertises that Sarah Palin's soon-to-be-released "Going Rogue" is available on-line for only $4.97. Hell - you can go to Subway for a $5 Foot-Long and come away much more satisfied!....The Atlanta, Georgia mayoral race is focused on candidate Mary Norwood, who if elected in a Dec. 1st run-off, would be the first White mayor elected since 1974. Racism is alive and well in these New-Nited States of America!
State/Local: Three Az. Republican House Representatives - John Shadegg, Jeff Flake, and Trent Franks - were among the NO votes(403-12) in legislation providing for a 14-week extension of unemployment benefit assistance from the federal government for states with particularly high unemployment rates. They need to find themselves in the unemployment lines as soon as the next election!
Epilogue: Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special! - Regina Brett
International: President Obama is on his way to Asia, to smooth-over W's missteps, and presumably, to continue to search for a valid birth certificate.
National: A recent full-page promotion, run several times in major local papers nationally, advertises that Sarah Palin's soon-to-be-released "Going Rogue" is available on-line for only $4.97. Hell - you can go to Subway for a $5 Foot-Long and come away much more satisfied!....The Atlanta, Georgia mayoral race is focused on candidate Mary Norwood, who if elected in a Dec. 1st run-off, would be the first White mayor elected since 1974. Racism is alive and well in these New-Nited States of America!
State/Local: Three Az. Republican House Representatives - John Shadegg, Jeff Flake, and Trent Franks - were among the NO votes(403-12) in legislation providing for a 14-week extension of unemployment benefit assistance from the federal government for states with particularly high unemployment rates. They need to find themselves in the unemployment lines as soon as the next election!
Epilogue: Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special! - Regina Brett
Az I Teach It....
- Education in Arizona - as bad as it is - is about to become MUCH worse! The legislature has passed a little publicized law that accomplishes what local school boards have been seeking since the introduction of teacher unions and associations - that banishment of 'seniority!' As an aside, it was added that districts must no longer provide contracts by the previously mandated May 15th deadline(which most districts ignored, anyway!)
What does this mean? Without seniority, higher-salaried teachers may now be dismissed much more easily, such as when it becomes necessary to surplus staff by specific area, grade level, etc. 'Just cause' requirement for dismissal is now almost moot. Secondly, teachers will not be able to apply for employment in any other Arizona district, as they will be deemed to be under continuing contract in their present district - until they receive notice of unemployment, possibly as late as the day before the new school-year begins!
Please contact your legislators to repeal this law - and be sure to thank Gov. Brewer for signing it, and Public School Stupid-as-Dirt Tom Horne for not publicizing and denouncing this idiotic legislation, before it hit deranged Governor Brewer's desk!
What does this mean? Without seniority, higher-salaried teachers may now be dismissed much more easily, such as when it becomes necessary to surplus staff by specific area, grade level, etc. 'Just cause' requirement for dismissal is now almost moot. Secondly, teachers will not be able to apply for employment in any other Arizona district, as they will be deemed to be under continuing contract in their present district - until they receive notice of unemployment, possibly as late as the day before the new school-year begins!
Please contact your legislators to repeal this law - and be sure to thank Gov. Brewer for signing it, and Public School Stupid-as-Dirt Tom Horne for not publicizing and denouncing this idiotic legislation, before it hit deranged Governor Brewer's desk!
Az I Use It....
- The UFCW 99 may strike at 6pm, Friday, for what appears to be a 'piddling $5 to $15 per week/per employee' for medical premiums - until now paid for by the employers(Fry's & Safeway stores). Let me relate a short story: recently, Basha's(a non-union entity) closed approximately 20 Arizona stores, filing for bankruptcy and laying-off several hundred employees. One of those employees recently re-surfaced at another close-by Basha's, after a two week lay-off. She related that she had been rehired at a lesser pay-rate, lost all 10-years seniority, and lost her medical benefits - which she would not regain until another 6 months of consecutive employment.
This is why unions are still necessary - especially in Arizona(a Right-to-Slavery State!) It does seem that a strike action is ill-advised, considering the current economic conditions, but concessions now will lead to more concessions later - and sooner! Don't believe it? Ask your local school teacher association members. They've conceded most of their so-called 'gains' of the past 30 years - all in the last 10 years(or less!) And both Fry's and Safeway have posted large profits during the previous year!
As much as I love the pricing and convenience of my local Fry's store(Safeway sucks!), I will shift all of my shopping to WalMart, Costco, Sprouts, and Basha's(if I must!) I'll return to Fry's when they settle acceptably with their union employees!
And if you do your banking at any satellite offices located within those stores, you should ask the striking employees if patronizing those branches will jeopardize the strike - or if the branch will even remain open!
- CVS and Target stores(and possibly others) are now paying customers 5 cents per each plastic/paper/reusable bag that you bring in, saving them from adding theirs to local dumps. While this is admirable, please be sure that the bags remain clean and germ-free, as most clinical tests show that bacteria can be rampant, due to undetected spills and other food particles, etc.
This is why unions are still necessary - especially in Arizona(a Right-to-Slavery State!) It does seem that a strike action is ill-advised, considering the current economic conditions, but concessions now will lead to more concessions later - and sooner! Don't believe it? Ask your local school teacher association members. They've conceded most of their so-called 'gains' of the past 30 years - all in the last 10 years(or less!) And both Fry's and Safeway have posted large profits during the previous year!
As much as I love the pricing and convenience of my local Fry's store(Safeway sucks!), I will shift all of my shopping to WalMart, Costco, Sprouts, and Basha's(if I must!) I'll return to Fry's when they settle acceptably with their union employees!
And if you do your banking at any satellite offices located within those stores, you should ask the striking employees if patronizing those branches will jeopardize the strike - or if the branch will even remain open!
- CVS and Target stores(and possibly others) are now paying customers 5 cents per each plastic/paper/reusable bag that you bring in, saving them from adding theirs to local dumps. While this is admirable, please be sure that the bags remain clean and germ-free, as most clinical tests show that bacteria can be rampant, due to undetected spills and other food particles, etc.
The Reel Deal
This Is It - starring Michael Jackson and cast of Dancers, Singers, Cameramen & Producers
No matter how you feel about the man - Michael Jackson - in his personal activities, this documentary depiction of his last rehearsal days is extraordinary! The genius and talents of this performer as he choreographed, directed, created(music and special effects), and performed - for what would have been his grand finale 50-show extravaganza - is a masterpiece of modern art.
It was amazing to see the professional singer and dancers that he selected, and how he - at age 50 - was better than any of them! He moved effortlessly, directed purposefully - and with the intensity of a much younger persona, while the hired pros, even in their flawlessness, were not capable of duplicating what MJ felt, and expressed.
The much-older crowd may not appreciate this film - except for 'Smooth Criminal - a music video production that included some Bogart interactive film. And the young may not understand the same footage. But, if you grew up in the 1980s, when Jackson was a ground-breaking performer, you should see and hear this on the big screen - maybe even in IMAX(I wish I had!)
The soundtrack is available at WalMart($15.00), but you'll be remiss if you miss it at the theater. And stay until the VERY end - when all of the music has ceased, as the credits provide even more worthwhile insights into the genius of the King of Pop! Long live the King!
No matter how you feel about the man - Michael Jackson - in his personal activities, this documentary depiction of his last rehearsal days is extraordinary! The genius and talents of this performer as he choreographed, directed, created(music and special effects), and performed - for what would have been his grand finale 50-show extravaganza - is a masterpiece of modern art.
It was amazing to see the professional singer and dancers that he selected, and how he - at age 50 - was better than any of them! He moved effortlessly, directed purposefully - and with the intensity of a much younger persona, while the hired pros, even in their flawlessness, were not capable of duplicating what MJ felt, and expressed.
The much-older crowd may not appreciate this film - except for 'Smooth Criminal - a music video production that included some Bogart interactive film. And the young may not understand the same footage. But, if you grew up in the 1980s, when Jackson was a ground-breaking performer, you should see and hear this on the big screen - maybe even in IMAX(I wish I had!)
The soundtrack is available at WalMart($15.00), but you'll be remiss if you miss it at the theater. And stay until the VERY end - when all of the music has ceased, as the credits provide even more worthwhile insights into the genius of the King of Pop! Long live the King!
The Reel Deal
The Messenger(rated R) - starring Ben Foster and Woody Harrelson
This movie was presented in a pre-screening at the AARP Las Vegas @ 50+, and it is quite intense - a true depiction of the Military Officers assigned with the responsibility of informing families of their loved ones death. Foster and Harrelson should both be nominated for Academy Awards, as they are magnificent. Be forewarned, there is nudity and language that some may find offensive, but if you can handle the Truth, you do not want to miss this film - opening November 13th!
This movie was presented in a pre-screening at the AARP Las Vegas @ 50+, and it is quite intense - a true depiction of the Military Officers assigned with the responsibility of informing families of their loved ones death. Foster and Harrelson should both be nominated for Academy Awards, as they are magnificent. Be forewarned, there is nudity and language that some may find offensive, but if you can handle the Truth, you do not want to miss this film - opening November 13th!
Az I Laugh At It....
- "He's great on the basketball court," said the college scout to the high school coach, "but how's his scholastic work?" "Why, he makes straight A's" replied the coach. "Wonderful!" said the scout. "Yes," agreed the coach, "but his B's are still a little crooked!"
- A blond was discovered to have the computer password 'mickeyminnieplutohueydeweylouiedonaldgoofy.' When asked why such a long password, she answered that she had been told it must be at least eight characters long!
- Carol said, "I think I love my dog more than I love my husband. Then again, he slobbers all the time, he's always hungry, and he won't stop bothering me - even if I swat him with the newspaper. The dog doesn't!
- After a long wait on the runway, with the flight crew passing out peanuts and beverages, it was announced to the passengers, "Please buckle up, grab your drinks, and hold on to your nuts - we're taking off!"
- A blond was discovered to have the computer password 'mickeyminnieplutohueydeweylouiedonaldgoofy.' When asked why such a long password, she answered that she had been told it must be at least eight characters long!
- Carol said, "I think I love my dog more than I love my husband. Then again, he slobbers all the time, he's always hungry, and he won't stop bothering me - even if I swat him with the newspaper. The dog doesn't!
- After a long wait on the runway, with the flight crew passing out peanuts and beverages, it was announced to the passengers, "Please buckle up, grab your drinks, and hold on to your nuts - we're taking off!"
Az I Use It....
- Veterans' Day is Wednesday, Nov. 11th, and Famous Dave's Barbeque will offer complimentary entrees, from 11am to 10pm, with any Military active ID. Thanks, Dave!
- It's time to make your annual contribution to the Arizona Military Family Relief Fund, and receive a dollar-for-dollar Arizona tax credit($200 single/$400 married) on your 2009 State tax return. You'll get more than give for this worthy cause!
- Cox Communications is using Simperian Marketing Co. to contact their customers to announce that Cox appreciates your business, and are 'giving away' access to SHOWTIME - for $5.00/month! When I told the Simperian rep that that was not 'giving away,' he said, 'You know what I mean!'
- It's time to make your annual contribution to the Arizona Military Family Relief Fund, and receive a dollar-for-dollar Arizona tax credit($200 single/$400 married) on your 2009 State tax return. You'll get more than give for this worthy cause!
- Cox Communications is using Simperian Marketing Co. to contact their customers to announce that Cox appreciates your business, and are 'giving away' access to SHOWTIME - for $5.00/month! When I told the Simperian rep that that was not 'giving away,' he said, 'You know what I mean!'
Az I AARP It....
- AARP Chapter #1 will hold its annual elections at this Friday's general membership meeting(Nov. 6th), preceded by our Thanksgiving dinner. Membership dues($5 annual) for 2010 will be accepted at this time, and new members are always welcome! For more info, call Arky Muscato @ 623-362-0605
- The 51st Annual AARP National Convention, Las Vegas @ 50+, was a great success! Packed with information and education, approximately 25 thousand members attended the 3-day event, at the Sands Exposition Center. Faith Hill capped the event with 1 1/2 performance that solidifies her as the 'Queen of Country Pop,' with an array of songs from her own standard hits to Aretha Franklin and ABBA. The difference in the sold-out crowd, compared to their younger days, was evident due to the aroma of Ben Gay(not MJ), and many left because they were tired, or the sound was too loud for their hearing aids! Oh, yeah - and instead of mosh pits, the floor was littered with prune pits!
- The 51st Annual AARP National Convention, Las Vegas @ 50+, was a great success! Packed with information and education, approximately 25 thousand members attended the 3-day event, at the Sands Exposition Center. Faith Hill capped the event with 1 1/2 performance that solidifies her as the 'Queen of Country Pop,' with an array of songs from her own standard hits to Aretha Franklin and ABBA. The difference in the sold-out crowd, compared to their younger days, was evident due to the aroma of Ben Gay(not MJ), and many left because they were tired, or the sound was too loud for their hearing aids! Oh, yeah - and instead of mosh pits, the floor was littered with prune pits!
Az I See It....
Prologue: Okay - let's wrap-up October - While the rest of the U.S. will set there clocks back one hour, before going to bed tonight, Arizonans will again set their time back another 20 years. It's a political tradition!
International: On-going talks could soon result in a pact to bring Manuel Zelaya back to the presidency in Honduras. Similar discussions are being held in the U.S. to return Dick Cheney to the presidency!....The Vatican made a smart move a few years ago, divesting itself of all Catholic Diocese unto themselves. Now, each diocese is declaring bankruptcy, when they are faced with sex abuse claims against their previously protected pedophile priests!....It seems as if 'Shock and Awe' is becoming more like 'Aw, Shucks!'....Convicted child-rape fugitive Roman Polanski is under-going medical tests, to determine if he is capable of making a movie about his impending freedom. Rumor has it that Woody Allen will be cast as Polanski, in a method-acting role!
National: Talk about racism - Actress Gabrielle Union stars in a new TV ad, advocating breast health for Black women, citing the 5-year breast cancer survival rates for Black women(77%), and White women(90%). No other data is given. Do scientists really only care about White women? Are there genetic differences, such as in Sickle Cell Disease, or as in Kanye West?....Illegal alien costumes have been pulled from the shelves of Target stores. The protesters are the same who advocate burning effigies of Pres. Obama and Sheriff Joe Arpaio!....Newly released information proves that in the Mercury 13 Women in Space program, canceled in 1961, women performed as good or better than their male counterparts. While the 13 men went into space, the 13 women were relegated back to the counter!....Scientists from Harvard and Mass. General Hospital have grown a piece of living, beating heart muscle, using stem cells from a mouse embryo, which may pave the way for human cell transplants!
State/Local: Sheriff Arpaio has vowed to continue his crime sweeps, even though national and local politicians have branded him as the enemy of the over-whelming number who voted him into office - again! His recent 2-day NW Valley sweep netted 60 criminals - about half of which were wearing their own illegal alien costumes!....Mark Tregaskes, Supt. of Safford Unified Schools, and president of the Az. School Administrators Assn., is pressing for one of the basic components that has destroyed Arizona public education - local control! In a recent column for the Az. Republic, he advocates for local budget autonomy and flexibility, and declares education 'an important economic engine.' No longer, evidently, a citizen right in pursuit of Liberty and Happiness! Follow the money!
Epilogue: A recent poll cited at least 4 things that Arizona women valued more than sex - sleep, low stress, relaxation, eating healthy, and exercising. I thought all of those were sex! Happy Halloween!
International: On-going talks could soon result in a pact to bring Manuel Zelaya back to the presidency in Honduras. Similar discussions are being held in the U.S. to return Dick Cheney to the presidency!....The Vatican made a smart move a few years ago, divesting itself of all Catholic Diocese unto themselves. Now, each diocese is declaring bankruptcy, when they are faced with sex abuse claims against their previously protected pedophile priests!....It seems as if 'Shock and Awe' is becoming more like 'Aw, Shucks!'....Convicted child-rape fugitive Roman Polanski is under-going medical tests, to determine if he is capable of making a movie about his impending freedom. Rumor has it that Woody Allen will be cast as Polanski, in a method-acting role!
National: Talk about racism - Actress Gabrielle Union stars in a new TV ad, advocating breast health for Black women, citing the 5-year breast cancer survival rates for Black women(77%), and White women(90%). No other data is given. Do scientists really only care about White women? Are there genetic differences, such as in Sickle Cell Disease, or as in Kanye West?....Illegal alien costumes have been pulled from the shelves of Target stores. The protesters are the same who advocate burning effigies of Pres. Obama and Sheriff Joe Arpaio!....Newly released information proves that in the Mercury 13 Women in Space program, canceled in 1961, women performed as good or better than their male counterparts. While the 13 men went into space, the 13 women were relegated back to the counter!....Scientists from Harvard and Mass. General Hospital have grown a piece of living, beating heart muscle, using stem cells from a mouse embryo, which may pave the way for human cell transplants!
State/Local: Sheriff Arpaio has vowed to continue his crime sweeps, even though national and local politicians have branded him as the enemy of the over-whelming number who voted him into office - again! His recent 2-day NW Valley sweep netted 60 criminals - about half of which were wearing their own illegal alien costumes!....Mark Tregaskes, Supt. of Safford Unified Schools, and president of the Az. School Administrators Assn., is pressing for one of the basic components that has destroyed Arizona public education - local control! In a recent column for the Az. Republic, he advocates for local budget autonomy and flexibility, and declares education 'an important economic engine.' No longer, evidently, a citizen right in pursuit of Liberty and Happiness! Follow the money!
Epilogue: A recent poll cited at least 4 things that Arizona women valued more than sex - sleep, low stress, relaxation, eating healthy, and exercising. I thought all of those were sex! Happy Halloween!
Az I Laugh At It....
- Radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh is generally acknowledged to be a right-wing Republican racist, so it shouldn't have been any great surprise that he wanted to be part of a group of investors attempting to purchase the NFL's St. Louis Rams. After all - he only wanted to be a 'minority owner!'
- Committee - a group that keeps minutes and wastes hours!
- Classic - a book that everyone wants to have read, but no one wants to read!
- Senior moment: A police officer noticed Phyllis leaving a KFC, placing the chicken bucket on top of her car, getting in, and driving off with the bucket still on top. So, he pulled her over, took the bucket off of the roof, and offered it to Phyllis. She looked quizzically at the officer, and said, "No thank you. I just bought some!"
- New research reports indicate that if women want their men to do something for them, they should whisper it into their right ear, because the left brain(which controls the right side) is typically more responsive to suggestions. However, in clinical studies, it proved much more likely for a man to respond favorably to suggestion if he is offered sex - from either ear!
- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what, exactly, are the others here for?
- Committee - a group that keeps minutes and wastes hours!
- Classic - a book that everyone wants to have read, but no one wants to read!
- Senior moment: A police officer noticed Phyllis leaving a KFC, placing the chicken bucket on top of her car, getting in, and driving off with the bucket still on top. So, he pulled her over, took the bucket off of the roof, and offered it to Phyllis. She looked quizzically at the officer, and said, "No thank you. I just bought some!"
- New research reports indicate that if women want their men to do something for them, they should whisper it into their right ear, because the left brain(which controls the right side) is typically more responsive to suggestions. However, in clinical studies, it proved much more likely for a man to respond favorably to suggestion if he is offered sex - from either ear!
- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what, exactly, are the others here for?
Az I Use It....
- Can't meet the November 30th deadline for the new-house purchase tax credit? Calm down - Obama is on the way - again! His administration is working on not only extending the credit, but expanding it to $15K(instead of $8K), and allowing everyone to participate, instead of only first-time purchasers. I'll keep you posted!
- The Arizona Legislature is seriously considering ending school tax credit allowances. Remember - these are dollar-for-dollar credits, that benefit the schools extracurricular programs. There are separate credits allowed for public schools($250 single/$400 joint return), and private schools($500 single/$1,000 joint return). There are others, as well, such as one of my favorites - the Military Family Relief Fund($250 single/$400 joint return), and you can contribute and collect on ALL of these - and claim them on your federal tax returns(as deductions), too! Get 'em while you can!
- FREE stuff! Try these sites: www.freestuff.com www.kashless.com www.freestyle.com www.craigslist.com
kashless.com actually tries to post the free items from each of the other sites, as well as their own. And it's FREE!
- The Arizona Legislature is seriously considering ending school tax credit allowances. Remember - these are dollar-for-dollar credits, that benefit the schools extracurricular programs. There are separate credits allowed for public schools($250 single/$400 joint return), and private schools($500 single/$1,000 joint return). There are others, as well, such as one of my favorites - the Military Family Relief Fund($250 single/$400 joint return), and you can contribute and collect on ALL of these - and claim them on your federal tax returns(as deductions), too! Get 'em while you can!
- FREE stuff! Try these sites: www.freestuff.com www.kashless.com www.freestyle.com www.craigslist.com
kashless.com actually tries to post the free items from each of the other sites, as well as their own. And it's FREE!