Az I See It....

     Why isn't the media being more responsible, in the JonBenet Ramsey murder investigation?  John Karr is proclaiming that he had sex with 6-year old JonBenet, before he accidentally killed her.  First, the young girl was beaten and strangled - hardly accidental, in any explanation.  Secondly, an adult male does not - cannot - 'have sex' with a 6-year old child - it was a terrifying rape - and should be portrayed only as such!  This is why these animals get acquited - on whatever grounds that they are able.  He's inquired about a possible sex change - put him in the right prison area, and his wish will be granted!....A lot of money is tainted - 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine!....Speaking of tainted money - the Az. Cardinals are back in the news - yeah, besides their woeful abilities.  The Morton Steakhouse family would like to pay the Bidwills $3M annually, for ten years, to name the UFO-in-the-Desert the Pink Taco Stadium, after their new, sexual-innovatedly-named restaurant!  They claim to be serious, and will even call it Morton Stadium, if Pink Taco signage is allowed.  Wouldn't you like to be that design engineer?  Anyway, the Bidwill's say, 'No Way!' and are holding out for a potentially bigger offer, one that could last much longer - from Viagra!....Russian Mathematician, Dr. Grigory Perelman, has solved/proven the historic math problem known as Poincare Conjecture.  It states that, in 3-dimensions, a doughnut shape cannot be transformed into a sphere without ripping it, although any shape without a hole can be stretched or shrunk into a sphere(Really!)  This has valuable implications in the study of our expanding universe.  Too bad - had he solved this conjecture three weeks earlier, he may have been able to prevent Krispy Kreme from having to file bankruptcy!....What is the real cost of illegal immigration?  Aside from the fact that recent censuses are showing that the Mexicans are literally, and actually, reclaiming the Southwest Territory(in the government's words, mind you!), they are draining our public coffers;  over-crowding our prisons, schools, hospitals and other publicly funded services/facilities;  making it more difficult for teachers to teach their subjucts(language barriers also cause an education slowdown for classmates;  increasing the crime rate;  attempting to force our public officials to allow them the same rights as legal citizens, ie., voting rights;  and whom do you think the bulk of any minimum wage increase will go to?  Gov. Napolitano and the State Legislature must be forced to honor the voter-approved Prop. 200, and interpret it as strictly as the voters had intended, offering only emergency services, for humanitarian purposes.  The illegals are not coming here for the weather - wake up and smell the salsa!....The AFLAC duck is voiced by comedian Gilbert Godfrey!....

 

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