Az I See It....
Pope Benedict XVI recently made comments condemning all violence perpetrated in the name of religion, but specifically cited a little known, Empirical declaration, that the Islamic prophet Mohammed was a source of violence. The Catholic Pontiff has since stated regret for his statements - having to retract them to quell the ensuing Islamic acts of violence!....Ironic, isn't it? Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin's most cherished possession was his Chevy Corvette Stingray!....Dutch people are now the tallest in the world - and getting taller - according to recent data studies. Due to protein-rich diets and superb health care for their babies, it seems they need only worry about contracting Dutch-Elm disease!....DUI arrests and related deaths are increasing in Arizona, as other states have diminished. Arizona still maintains a red-neck mentality - and will defend to the death the people's right to drive while drunk, and potentially kill someone. The law must be changed - to mandate that drinking any amount of alcohol, and then operating a motor vehicle is illegal - but, hey - the Feds would lose all of the alcohol taxes, and we can't even convince these people that smoking cigarettes in public places, such as bars, should be outlawed!....Odds of winning the Powerball Lottery are in direct proportion to buying a ticket!....Since Pluto had recently been down-graded to dwarf planet status, scientists have now discovered the largest planet to orbit another star, and say that it appears to be very 'puffy.' Potential names for this planet are P. Diddy, Puff Daddy, and The Planet Formerly Known As Sean Combs!....Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas has gone against Az. Attorney General Terry Goddard, and has filed papers to prevent a 16-year old illegal immigrant from receiving publicly-funded drug rehab treatment - citing citizen approved Prop 200. My one big gripe with Arizona Democrats, including Napolitano, Goddard and now Jim Pederson, is that they have violated the citizens' intent of this landmark legislation, that all publicly-funded services not be allowed to illegal immigrants. Adios amigos!....Don't worry about what other people think. They don't do it very often!

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