Az I Laugh At It....
Another two-fer:
A polar bear walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "I'll have a gin..............and tonic." The bartender asks, "What's with the big pause?" The polar bear replies, "I don't know - I've always had them!"(groan!)
A young woman was scouring the supermarket aisles, apparently unsuccessfully, when the manager asks, "Can I help you find anything?" The woman answers, "I'm looking for some Scratch." The manager inquires, "Is that a new cleanser or something?" "Don't be silly," said the woman, "I just got married, and my husband told me that his mother made everything from Scratch, so I need to find some!"
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