The Reel Deal
Children of Men - starring Clive Owen, Michael Caine and Julianne Moore
More like Waste of Time! The entire planet is in chaos - why? No one explains, but it seems to be out of frustration that there have been no births on Earth for 18 years, and the end of mankind is drawing nigh. So instead of finding out exactly why this occurs, they kill each other - starting with the illegal immigrants and Muslim extremists - really!
Maybe if they just stayed home and....well, anyway, a Fijian girl inexplicably comes up pregnant, presenting a new hope for mankind, and Clive, enlisting a free-spirited and strong-willed Michael Caine, has to save her, through the use of underground channels. Anyway - better to turn the channel and bury this film underground! A good premise gone horribly bad and totally unbelievable! Too bad! Cost seven bucks each!

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