Az I See It....
Colts - 26, Bears - 19 Sorry, Howie!....It seems that everyone missed it, but me! In Bush's State of the Union speech, he proclaimed that government should not interfere in doctor/patient decisions. Reporters failed to ask him why this did not pertain to abortion cases or stem-cell research!....People aged 50 and older have a much higher risk of broken bones, due to falling and other accidents, when taking Zoloft, Prozac, or similar top-selling anti-depressants. However, if they did not stay on their meds, it was more likely that their friends and loved ones would suffer more broken bones!....The U.S. Defense Department now claims that it erred in reporting possible tracking devices in coins. Cell-phones are an altogether different matter, though!....It takes 3 to 4 weeks before retailers reduce gasoline prices, because the dealers want to ensure that they recoup the costs of the higher-priced inventory. It takes 3 to 4 seconds for these same outlets to increase the cost of all lower-priced inventory, upon learning of any up-coming event which will make it plausible for them to raise prices!....Secret to any successful relationship? Listen up, men - give her what she wants, when she wants it, and for as long as she wants it - and at any cost!....U.S. officials have until February 16th to enact protective legislation for the American Bald Eagle, which was recently removed from the Endagered Species list, to prevent 'Open Season' by hunters, on this majestic bird. Tastes like chicken!....Florida attorneys and death-penalty foes were outraged, when a recent execution took 34 minutes and two lethal injections. Why wasn't anyone outraged that it took 27 years for the convicted murderer to be executed?....American Airlines hopes to improve high-class traveling by adding adjustable seats, flat-screen tv's and 'personal entertainment devices.' I'm proud to be an American!

Comments