Az I Laugh At It....
A five-dollar bill walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out of here. We don't serve your type!" "Why not," asked the five. "Isn't my money good enough for you?" "It's not that," says the bartender. "This is a singles bar!"(Groan!)
Two stockbrokers went to lunch. One said, "Let's relax, and not talk about the Market, for once!" "Good idea," said the 2nd. "Let's talk about women." "Okay," said the first. "Common or Preferred?"
A pretty woman, carrying a stack of boxes from a shopping spree, was walking along - when a sudden gust of wind lifted her skirt! A man, standing nearby, just looked and smiled. The woman snapped, "I can see that you're no gentleman!" The man replied, "And I can see that you're not, either!"
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