Az I Laugh At It....
The zookeeper called in the Veterinarian to examine his lethargic alligator. After several tests, the Vet administered what appeared to be Viagra. "Excuse me, Doc, but that doesn't appear to be its problem, does it?" asked the Keeper. The Vet replied, (yeah, wait for it...) "Well, he does have a reptile dysfunction!"(Groaaan!)
Okay here's a better one: A young man gets into a taxi and the driver asks, "How are you today?" The man replies, "I just graduated Harvard - Class of 2007, and can't wait to see what the world has in store for me!" "Congratulations!" says the driver, reaching out to shake his hand. "I'm Mitch, Harvard - Class of 1969!"
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