Az I Laugh At It....
Laura Bush bought George a parrot, for his birthday. She told Dick Cheney, "The bird is so smart, George has already taught him to pronounce more than 200 words!" "That's pretty impressive," Cheney said, "but you do realize that he just says the words. He really doesn't understand what they mean." "That's okay," said Laura, "neither does the parrot!"
The Greek and the Italian were attempting to establish cultural superiority, offering examples of their ancestors' contributions to society, such as the Greek Parthenon, the Acropolis, etc., and the Roman Colosseum, the Leaning Tower of Pisa, etc. Finally, the Greek said, "We invented sex!" To which the Italian replied, "Yes, but we introduced it to women!"
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