Az I Laugh At It....
From a woman: My boyfriend has a 30-year mortgage, a 5-year car lease, a Life-time gym membership and says he's afraid of commitment!?!
A man was trying perfume samples, so that he could decide what to buy his girlfriend. He asked the clerk, "What is this one called?" She said, "It's called 'Perhaps.' It is $200 an ounce." He blurted, "At that price, it should be called 'Absolutely!' "
The Census Taker rang the doorbell and was quite surprised when the door was opened by a nude woman. "Don't be alarmed," she said, "I'm a nudist!" Although somewhat embarrassed, the man proceeded, and asked, "How many children do you have?" "Eighteen," the lady replied. "Lady," he gasped, "You're not a nudist. You just don't have time to get dressed!"
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