Az I Laugh At It....
A student burst into Mr. Clark's office. "Mr. Clark, I don't believe that I deserve this 'F' you've given me!" Mr. Clark replied, "I agree, but unfortunately, it is the lowest grade I'm allowed to give!"
Reporter: "Mr. President, what is your opinion on Roe vs. Wade?"
President: "Personally, I don't care how those people get out of New Orleans!"
Definition: Bachelor - a man who is depriving some woman of her God-given right to alimony!
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