President Bush was deeply saddened, upon hearing of the massacre at Virginia Tech, remarking of the great potential lost - 32 GI's and one marksman!....Bees, necessary to sustain America's agricultural industries, are dying off in record numbers, due to Colony Collapse Syndrome.  When informed of this, President Bush said not to worry, quilts won't be needed much longer, because Al Gore said that global warming is raising the temperature of the planet!....Arizonans are proving, once again, that stupidity is a learned behavior, and not simply a genetic trait.  Presidential Democratic front-runners Clinton, Obama and Edwards are receiving a pittance in donations, while Republicans McCain and Guiliani are flush with hard-earned Arizona pesos.   Make up your minds - do you really want to send your children to Iraq, in hopes of maintaining $3/gallon gasoline?  Wouldn't you rather keep your children safe, on U.S. soil, and pay $3/gallon for corn-based alternative fuels?....Arizona now ranks 44th, nationally, for volunteerism.  Seems an unfair statistic, when wages are so minimal.  Let's see - volunteerism or slavery?(OOPS!  I hear Al and Jesse!)