Az I Laugh At It....
My wife and I were at my high school reunion, and she noticed that I was staring at a drunken lady, swigging her drink, as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, "Do you know her?" "Yes," I replied, "She's my former girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up, those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been the same since!" "Good grief," said my wife. "Who would think a person could celebrate for that long?"

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