Az I Laugh At It....
Women - can't live with them....
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore!
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yeah, and this one will be, too, if you sit there!
Man: So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Can two people fit under a rock?
Man: Your place, or mine?
Woman: Both! You go to yours, and I'll go to mine!
Finally:
Q: What's the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket, and a man fighting with his wife?
A: A man has a chance at winning the lottery!
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