MAYDAY!  MAYDAY!   Another illegal immigrant invasion/march in downtown Phoenix.  And Phoenix is recognized as a 'sanctuary city,' meaning that police have now been ordered to NOT inquire as to residency status, in any 'minor' infractions of the law.  And we had believed that just being here illegally was a major infraction.  It's time the voters got rid of Napolitano and Goddard, too!....Appeals Courts have upheld Arizona's voter ID requirements - so far!  That is why our officials are treading lightly - they do not want to piss-off the potential voting Mexicans!....Pope Benedict XVI has revised Catholic Doctrine, allowing unbaptised children access to Heaven.  Good thing, since George Bush will allow unauthorized Mexicans access to our American Civil Rights!....Don't let John McCain fool you.  He officially announced his presidential campaign in NH, because he'd get booed in Arizona!....VP Cheney claims Democrats are anti-War to rack up votes.  Republicans are racking up GI casualties, because body bags are a petroleum-based product!....Former POW Jessica Lynch, and Pat Tillman's brother, Kevin, have denounced Bush's praise of their war actions as 'utter fiction!'  Sort of like Bush's National Guard recollections!....A bipartisan Congressional committee will sponsor legislation to limit violence on TV.  However, Republican conservatives remain adamant that sending more troops to Iraq is appropriate!  Bush says, "What will troops think, if politicians are deciding what happens in battle?"  Isn't he one of the 'politicians?'....Surveys show that when gun controls are enacted, only the law-abiding citizens relinquish their weapons, and gun crime increases dramatically.  Guns don't kill people, bullets kill people - 'Remember the Ammo!'....May 1st also brings an end to indoor public smoking in Arizona.  Now you can truly breathe easy!