Sharon and George were resting on a park bench, when they heard voices from a nearby secluded area.  Sharon realized that what they were hearing was a young man, about to propose!  Wanting him to know that others could hear, Sharon whispered, "George, whistle to let that couple know someone can hear them."  George replied, "Why should I?  Nobody whistled to warn me!" 

    A man and his wife(no, not Sharon & George) were in divorce court, to decide the custody of their child.  The wife demanded, "Your Honor, I brought him into the world, with all of the pain and labor.  The child should be in my custody."  The Judge turned to the husband and asked, "What do you have to say in your behalf?"   The man contemplated, then replied, "Your Honor, if I put a dollar into a Pepsi machine, and a Pepsi comes out, whose Pepsi is it - the machine's or mine?"