Az I Teach It....
-Are you a retired teacher? Or simply tired, waiting to be retired? Mark June 5th-6th on your calendar! The All Arizona School Retirees Association(AASRA), in conjunction with Arizona AARP, will convene at the Hilton Garden, on Central Ave., in Phoenix. This year's topics include health care and other retirement issues affecting Arizona school retirees. For more information, call 602-256-2928
Teacher: Now tell me Nick, at home, do you say prayers before eating?
Nick: No teacher, I don't have to. My Mom is a good cook!
-After recess, the teacher asked little Joey, "Why do you always get so dirty?" Joey replied, "Well, teacher, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are!"

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