Best quote of the week:  "Saying that an illegal alien is an undocumented worker is like saying a drug dealer is an unlicensed pharmacist!"....I'm on George Bush's short-list for the new 'War Czar' position, due in great part to my most recent eight years of experience dealing with under-aged terrorists and incompetent administrators!....Bush says that if we leave Iraq now, there would be a security vacuum.  There already is a vacuum, the difference being a Dyson - with cyclone-like suction, or an Oreck - with the built-in body bag!....Why can't anyone devise a manhole cover that is even with the pavement?....Arizona parents are upset that new teen-driver legislation may be signed into law by Gov. Napolitano.  Only under-18 drivers would be limited to only one under-18 passenger, excluding siblings, and would not be allowed to drive between midnight and 5:00am, unless going to/from work or school.  Angered parents suggest that they know their children, and should be allowed to set their own rules of the road.  Typical!  Arizona would become the 45th state to enact this type of long-overdue legislation.  With more teen-driver related traffic accidents and fatalities, you would think that parents would appreciate some government backbone, and a lot less tears and funerals!  What responsible reason is there for 16-17 year-olds to be out after midnight, anyway?  Common sense ain't too common around here!