Az I Laugh At It....
-The number of accidental deaths, caused by physicians, is approximately 0.171 per year. The number of accidental deaths, caused by gun owners, is approximately .000188 per year. So, statistically, doctors are 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do!' Also, not everyone has a gun, but most people have at least one doctor! Say 'ahhh!'
-Great Country song titles: If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me; How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?; I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well; I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better; I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here; She Got The Ring, I Got The Finger; and You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
Ain't Country great?
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