-A couple started their LaMaze classes and the first activity required the husband to wear a bag of sand, as a simulation of what it is like to be pregnant.  The husband stood, shrugged and said, "This doesn't feel so bad!"   The instuctor then dropped a pencil on the floor and asked the husband to pick it up.  The husband asked, "You want me to pick up the pencil, as if I were pregnant, the way my wife would do it?"  "Exactly," the instructor said.  The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, pick up that pencil for me!" 

     -A businessman met an older woman at a club.   She looked okay, for being 59, and after several drinks she asked, "Have you ever had a 'Sportsman's Double' - a mother-daughter threesome?"  The man said he had not, and after a few more drinks, the woman said, "This is your lucky night!"  With anticipation, he went back to her place.  She then put the hallway lights on and shouted upstairs, "Mom - you still awake?"