Az I Laugh At It....
-A three-year old boy was examining his testicles, while taking a bath. "Mommy," he asked, "are these my brains?" "Not yet," she replied.
-"Help! Send someone quickly!" the old woman screamed into the phone. "Two naked men are climbing the side of the house, towards my bedroom window!" "This is the Fire Department, ma'am," the voice replied. "I'll transfer you to the Police Department." "No, it's YOU I want!" she yelled. "They'll need a longer ladder!"
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