Az I Laugh At It....
Men, in their twenties, yearn for someone to come home to - and also yearn for coming home to be optional!
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INTEL has developed a computer chip which can be implanted into womens' breasts. This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them!
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After a long, hard, and apparently unappreciative day at work, Sharon complained to George, "Nobody loves me, everyone hates me!" George replied, "That's not true, Sharon. Lots of people don't even know you!"

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