Sharon and George - the Engagement: 

Sharon:  When we get married, I want to share all of your worries and troubles, and lighten your load. 

George:  That's very kind of you, but I don't have any worries or troubles. 

Sharon:  Well, that's because we're not married yet!

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Sharon and George - the Honeymoon:

George:  Would you have married me even if my parents hadn't left me a fortune?

Sharon:  Honey, I'd have married you no matter who left you a fortune!

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Sharon and George - Wedded Bliss:

Sharon:  Do you want dinner?

George:  What are my choices?

Sharon:  Yes and No!

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Sharon and George - the Honeymoon is Over:

Sharon:  I notice you always carry my photo in your wallet.

George:  When there is a problem, no matter how difficult, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Sharon:  See how miraculous I am for you?

George:  Yes, I see your picture and ask myself, "What other problem can there be that is greater than this one?"