Az I Play It....
Get ready, Phoenix Suns fans! Due to the team's surging popularity, Suns executives have decided to broadcast all of this season's games in High Definition. Rick Welts, Suns President and COO, cited an old sports business axiom that states 'not much matters if the product doesn't pique curiosity.' Dan Siekmann, Suns director of broadcasting, discounted the effect of the additional 25 to 30 percent cost-per-game. What it actually means is that the already sold-out Suns will(again) win 55+ regular season games, only to be unceremoniously dumped, in the playoffs, earlier than 'expected'(again) - because they continue to refuse to obtain a legitimate center. Shazaam!

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