President Bush had been treated for tic-related Lyme Disease, his recent medical report discloses.  Bush initially tried drinking lime-ade, figuring it should work.  The tic died!....According to an Associated Press report, new Congressional Democrats are learning to compromise, allowing for 'tactical changes' during the past seven months.  That means that they've already decided from which lobbyists they will accept contributory bribes, as well as how much!....According to a study from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, if 90% of adults took aspirin daily, it would prevent 45,000 heart disease-related deaths each year!....Wholesale gasoline prices are now below $2 per gallon, even though the price of crude continues to settle near record highs.  Any additional costs are taxes and shipping(fixed amounts) and retailer mark-up, also at record highs!....This year, the NFL will require sideline photographers to wear corporate-logo vests, amid protests from nearly all media outlets.  Canon, which paid for the vests, and Reebok, which makes the vests, will be greatly rewarded by the NFL, which continually re-invests!....Arizona foodbanks are largely depleted, and pleading for donations from corporations and individuals, to bolster supplies.  All this, while the State coffers continue to maintain a surplus of more than $500M.  I thought that government shepherds were supposed to first nurture the flock, and then fleece them!