Az I Laugh At It....
Men vs. Women:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who earns more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no sense in two people remembering the same things.
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