Az I Laugh At It....
-Sharon was picking through the frozen turkeys, at the grocery store, but couldn't find one suitable for her family. She asked a stockboy, "Do these get any bigger?" "No, Ma'am," he replied. "They're dead!"
-"That new female teacher is driving me crazy," Steve bemoaned to Nick. "She's a real mirage!" "Aren't you using the wrong word?" asked Nick. "A mirage is something you can see, but can't feel." "Yeah," said Steve. "That describes her exactly!"
-"That new female teacher is driving me crazy," Steve bemoaned to Nick. "She's a real mirage!" "Aren't you using the wrong word?" asked Nick. "A mirage is something you can see, but can't feel." "Yeah," said Steve. "That describes her exactly!"
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