Az I Laugh At It....
-Sharon and George went to her annual gynecology appointment. The doctor asked, "Are you sexually active?" "No," George jumped in, "She just lays there!"
-The reason there are so many problems between men and women is that they have such different views of sex and relationships. Women want a relationship without the complications of unnecessary sex. Men want sex without the complications of an unnecessary relationship!
*More from Montana Paul:
-Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a salted!
-Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"
-The reason there are so many problems between men and women is that they have such different views of sex and relationships. Women want a relationship without the complications of unnecessary sex. Men want sex without the complications of an unnecessary relationship!
*More from Montana Paul:
-Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a salted!
-Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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