Az I Laugh At It....
-Sharon and George were at the breakfast table, when George looked up from his newspaper and said, "Here is a great sale on tires!" Sharon barked, "What do you want tires for? You don't have a car!" George shot back, "I don't complain when you go out and buy a new bra!"
-Returning to work, after a long weekend, I asked Nick how his golf game was. Ever the avid golfer, Nick said, "I hit two of my best balls!" "Tell me about it," I urged. "Well," he replied, "I stepped on a rake!"
-From Montana Paul:
-A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer, please, and one for the road!"
-An invisible man married an invisible woman. Their kids were nothing to look at, either!
Happy New Year!
-Returning to work, after a long weekend, I asked Nick how his golf game was. Ever the avid golfer, Nick said, "I hit two of my best balls!" "Tell me about it," I urged. "Well," he replied, "I stepped on a rake!"
-From Montana Paul:
-A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer, please, and one for the road!"
-An invisible man married an invisible woman. Their kids were nothing to look at, either!
Happy New Year!
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