Az I See It....
-A Washington, D.C. woman gave birth in a McDonald's restroom, saying that she didn't even know that she was pregnant, and thought she was only feeling the effects from something that she had eaten. Doctors later assured her that if it was something that she had eaten, she would not have been pregnant!
-Politics is the 'Art of Compromise.' For example, after the assassination of Pakistan's Benazir Bhutto, she was initially ruled slain by bullets, then by bomb shrapnel, before compromise led to the conclusion that her sunroof cracked her skull when reeling from the commotion. That's politics!
-Interestingly, Texas not only had the most executions in the U.S., in 2007, but also the most law enforcement officers killed in the line-of-duty!
-So, they don't get it, huh? No, I guess not, or else they just don't care! We do not want you gone because you are Mexican - that would be racist. You're unwanted because you are here illegally - no matter which country you have come from! Go back 'home,' re-enter legally, and we will embrace your presence! Anything else is criminal!
-Two Cincinnati college students were sentenced to 20-years each, in prison, for armed robbery, while attempting to finance their college tuitions. They succeeded, as they will now be able to receive the remainder of their education free, from the State of Ohio penal system!
-Trans-gendered persons have caused a Scottsdale nightclub owner to convert his establishment into a gay bar, after having been sued for the right to the use of the womens restrooms, by males in drag. While this may be an acceptable compromise, when financially and facility possible, it should be that if you still have a penis, you belong in the mens room - that's what Cpl. Klinger did!
-Prediction - American surveyors will err in the U.S./Mexico alignment plans, causing the future border wall to be constructed wholly on Mexican land. After completion, and subsequent discovery of the error, U.S. Border Patrol agents will stand idly, as Mexican laborers dismantle the entire over-budget fiasco!
- Arizona laws that will take effect on January 1st - Cellphone/Texting use, while driving, is no longer prohibited; Passengers, including drivers, are no longer banned from throwing objects(including cigarette butts), or spitting, out of their vehicle's windows; and Driving Under the Influence of alcohol and/or other drugs will be legal for those aged 12-and-over. These simple changes will allow State and local municipalities to recover from the overwhelming criminal negligence of those that defied these laws in the past!
Happy New Year!
-Politics is the 'Art of Compromise.' For example, after the assassination of Pakistan's Benazir Bhutto, she was initially ruled slain by bullets, then by bomb shrapnel, before compromise led to the conclusion that her sunroof cracked her skull when reeling from the commotion. That's politics!
-Interestingly, Texas not only had the most executions in the U.S., in 2007, but also the most law enforcement officers killed in the line-of-duty!
-So, they don't get it, huh? No, I guess not, or else they just don't care! We do not want you gone because you are Mexican - that would be racist. You're unwanted because you are here illegally - no matter which country you have come from! Go back 'home,' re-enter legally, and we will embrace your presence! Anything else is criminal!
-Two Cincinnati college students were sentenced to 20-years each, in prison, for armed robbery, while attempting to finance their college tuitions. They succeeded, as they will now be able to receive the remainder of their education free, from the State of Ohio penal system!
-Trans-gendered persons have caused a Scottsdale nightclub owner to convert his establishment into a gay bar, after having been sued for the right to the use of the womens restrooms, by males in drag. While this may be an acceptable compromise, when financially and facility possible, it should be that if you still have a penis, you belong in the mens room - that's what Cpl. Klinger did!
-Prediction - American surveyors will err in the U.S./Mexico alignment plans, causing the future border wall to be constructed wholly on Mexican land. After completion, and subsequent discovery of the error, U.S. Border Patrol agents will stand idly, as Mexican laborers dismantle the entire over-budget fiasco!
- Arizona laws that will take effect on January 1st - Cellphone/Texting use, while driving, is no longer prohibited; Passengers, including drivers, are no longer banned from throwing objects(including cigarette butts), or spitting, out of their vehicle's windows; and Driving Under the Influence of alcohol and/or other drugs will be legal for those aged 12-and-over. These simple changes will allow State and local municipalities to recover from the overwhelming criminal negligence of those that defied these laws in the past!
Happy New Year!
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