Az I Laugh At It....
-Women believe in love at first sight. Men believe in love at first opportunity!
-A co-worker told Nick that his wife was unfaithful, meeting Nick's best friend every day, at 1:30pm. Nick drove home at 1:30, to see if it was true. When he came back to work, he told the co-worker, "Don't start such terrible rumors. That guy isn't my best friend - I don't even know him!"
-After getting married, George realized that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and can end in a staggering financial loss!
-A co-worker told Nick that his wife was unfaithful, meeting Nick's best friend every day, at 1:30pm. Nick drove home at 1:30, to see if it was true. When he came back to work, he told the co-worker, "Don't start such terrible rumors. That guy isn't my best friend - I don't even know him!"
-After getting married, George realized that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and can end in a staggering financial loss!

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