Az I Teach It....
-In Sweden and Denmark, in the 1800's, it was common to supplement teachers' pay with produce, such as a bushel of apples. A similar tradition continues to this day, in Arizona, as teachers' net-pay may barely afford to purchase only a bushel of apples!
-At a high school in Montana(go figure), a group of students spray-painted three goats with the numbers #1, #2 and #4, and let them loose in the main building. Administrators spent most of the day looking for #3(where is she, Paul?)
-A group of teachers were playing poker. "I win!" proclaimed Bernie, at which point Nick threw down his cards, and yelled, "I've had it! Bernie's cheating!" "How can you tell?" asked Kelly. Nick blurted, "Because those aren't the cards I dealt him!"
-At a high school in Montana(go figure), a group of students spray-painted three goats with the numbers #1, #2 and #4, and let them loose in the main building. Administrators spent most of the day looking for #3(where is she, Paul?)
-A group of teachers were playing poker. "I win!" proclaimed Bernie, at which point Nick threw down his cards, and yelled, "I've had it! Bernie's cheating!" "How can you tell?" asked Kelly. Nick blurted, "Because those aren't the cards I dealt him!"
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