Az I Laugh At It....
-Where can a woman find a man who is truly committed? A mental hospital!
- Susan, to Nick: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of night?"
Nick: "I was golfing with my friends."
Susan: "Yeah, right - until 2am?"
Nick: "Yes! We used night clubs!"
- From ace reporter Howie: In response to increasing complaints that there are not enough Latinos or Blacks on television, the Fox Network has decided to air new episodes of 'America's Most Wanted' twice weekly!
- Susan, to Nick: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of night?"
Nick: "I was golfing with my friends."
Susan: "Yeah, right - until 2am?"
Nick: "Yes! We used night clubs!"
- From ace reporter Howie: In response to increasing complaints that there are not enough Latinos or Blacks on television, the Fox Network has decided to air new episodes of 'America's Most Wanted' twice weekly!
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