Az I Laugh At It....
- Nick was called to jury duty, and asked the Judge to be excused. "Why should I excuse you?" queried the Judge. "You see," Nick said, "I owe a man fifty dollars, and he's leaving for Lebanon in an hour. He'll be gone for years, and I want to catch him, because this will be the last chance I have to repay him!" "You're excused," barked the Judge. "We don't want anyone on the jury who can lie like that!"
- Joey went to the eye doctor. The receptionist asked why he was there, and he replied, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." The receptionist then pressed, "Have you ever seen a doctor?" Joey replied, "No - just spots!
- Joey went to the eye doctor. The receptionist asked why he was there, and he replied, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." The receptionist then pressed, "Have you ever seen a doctor?" Joey replied, "No - just spots!
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