Az I Laugh At It....
- George came home from work to find Sharon in the kitchen - crying! "What's the matter?" asked George. Sharon sobbed, "I made a special dinner for us, but the dog has just eaten it!" "Don't worry," replied George, "I'll get us another dog!"
-Nick went fishing, and after a long day in the sun, had nothing to show for it! On the way home, he stopped at the fish market and asked for four catfish, telling the clerk to throw them at him, so that he could tell his wife he had 'caught' them. The clerk suggested he buy salmon, instead. "Why?" asked Nick. The clerk replied, "Because your wife was in earlier, and said that if you came by, to tell you she prefers that for dinner tonight!
- Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf!
-Nick went fishing, and after a long day in the sun, had nothing to show for it! On the way home, he stopped at the fish market and asked for four catfish, telling the clerk to throw them at him, so that he could tell his wife he had 'caught' them. The clerk suggested he buy salmon, instead. "Why?" asked Nick. The clerk replied, "Because your wife was in earlier, and said that if you came by, to tell you she prefers that for dinner tonight!
- Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf!
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