Az I Laugh At It....
- At dinner the other night, Sharon was particularly pesky, first asking the restaurant manager to turn up the AC, because she was too warm - only to demand that it be turned down, because it was too cold. This happened repeatedly, and when were leaving, I asked the manager how he could be so patient with her constant demands. He replied, "It's no big deal - we don't even have air-conditioning!"
- Carol handed Phil a silk kerchief, and asked, "Doesn't this belong to your secretary?" Phil struggled, "Where did you find that?" "I didn't," replied Carol. "The mailman found it on your nightstand!"
- George overheard Sharon telling Phyllis, "All George thinks about is sex, sex, and more sex!" "That's not true at all," called out George. "For the last half-hour, I've been sitting here thinking of you!"
- To all my friends who sent me promises of Good Luck' and riches, in 2007, it did not work! For 2008, could you please just send either money, chocolates, or gasoline vouchers?(Thanks, Peter Z.)
- Now, I'm off to Buffalo, NY, for a week - to surprise my Mom, for her 81st Birthday!
- Carol handed Phil a silk kerchief, and asked, "Doesn't this belong to your secretary?" Phil struggled, "Where did you find that?" "I didn't," replied Carol. "The mailman found it on your nightstand!"
- George overheard Sharon telling Phyllis, "All George thinks about is sex, sex, and more sex!" "That's not true at all," called out George. "For the last half-hour, I've been sitting here thinking of you!"
- To all my friends who sent me promises of Good Luck' and riches, in 2007, it did not work! For 2008, could you please just send either money, chocolates, or gasoline vouchers?(Thanks, Peter Z.)
- Now, I'm off to Buffalo, NY, for a week - to surprise my Mom, for her 81st Birthday!
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