Az I Teach It....
- Az. Stupid-Intendent Tom Horne is thrilled to make a Tucson teacher's dream come true(some dreamer!) He sent her an electric pencil sharpener, in response to requested e-mail input, to make teacher's lives easier! This is his only assistance to-date! He has extended his time-table for your input/requests at: makemylifeeasier@azed.gov
So, hurry - you may receive a pencil/eraser set, to write Horne from your future insane asylum!
- Once again, Arizona students come up short! Afte three(3) years, $23K, and 7,000 hours of labor - to build the diorama 'Battle of Palmetto Ranch,' the last land battle of the Civil War - the Texas Military Forces Museum dismissed and dismantled the 10 x 5 foot structure, because it was historically inaccurate! Gilbert Schools officials want it returned, so that they may re-assemble it, then label it "21st Century Immigrant Battle for Arizona Territory!"
- When school staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball. When school administrators go out, they talk about tennis or baseball. District administrators discuss golf. Conclusion: the higher up you are, the smaller your balls !
So, hurry - you may receive a pencil/eraser set, to write Horne from your future insane asylum!
- Once again, Arizona students come up short! Afte three(3) years, $23K, and 7,000 hours of labor - to build the diorama 'Battle of Palmetto Ranch,' the last land battle of the Civil War - the Texas Military Forces Museum dismissed and dismantled the 10 x 5 foot structure, because it was historically inaccurate! Gilbert Schools officials want it returned, so that they may re-assemble it, then label it "21st Century Immigrant Battle for Arizona Territory!"
- When school staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball. When school administrators go out, they talk about tennis or baseball. District administrators discuss golf. Conclusion: the higher up you are, the smaller your balls !

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