Az I Laugh At It....
- George went to the Wizard to ask him to remove a curse that he had been living with. "Sure," said the Wizard, "but you'll have to tell me the exact words that were used to place the curse upon you." George quickly replied, "I now pronounce you Husband and Wife!"
- Steve shares: You might be a school employee if....
....you can tell it's a full moon, or it's going to rain, snow, hail....anything - without ever looking outside!
....you believe 'shallow gene pool' should have its own box on the report card!
....you believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, 'The kids sure are mellow today!'
....when out in public, you snap your fingers at children you do not know, to correct their behavior!
- Why is it so difficult to solve a redneck murder? All of the DNA is the same, and there are no dental records!
- Steve shares: You might be a school employee if....
....you can tell it's a full moon, or it's going to rain, snow, hail....anything - without ever looking outside!
....you believe 'shallow gene pool' should have its own box on the report card!
....you believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, 'The kids sure are mellow today!'
....when out in public, you snap your fingers at children you do not know, to correct their behavior!
- Why is it so difficult to solve a redneck murder? All of the DNA is the same, and there are no dental records!
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