Az I See It....
- New York's Governor Spitzer may be forced to resign, because of impending criminal charges involving a prostitution ring. This one may be hard to swallow!
- Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio is coming under fire for the unsolved, mounting murders of illegal aliens, whose bodies are found dumped along rural roads and highways, even though it is virtually impossible to find anyone willing to give tips or witness! More reason to lock down the border!Arizona's monsoon season will soon be defined by specific dates, as is the hurricane season for the southeastern United States. The only reason given is that it is too difficult for Americans to understand that after three consecutive days of the dewpoint reaching 55F degrees, you count backwards to the first of those days(one-two-three), and then that's the beginning! When informed of this slur of ignorance to Arizonans, Education Prime Minister Tom Horne remarked, "Huh?"
- Public drinking water supplies have been tainted, and may be detrimental to your long-term health, depending on your personal reactions and chemical needs/deficiencies. For example, if you need higher estrogen levels, the waters of San Francisco are tainted with higher female hormone levels. If testosterone is lacking, try New York City, where steroids are more prevalent in local drinking water. If you need to be diagnosed by the Centers for Disease Control(CDC), try Atlanta, where antibiotics are discovered to be much more highly concentrated than normal.
Other municipalities' water concerns to consider: Wash., DC, exhibiting critically elevated amounts of hot air; Las Vegas - high concentration of red cents(Get it? People lose their last red cents?); Phoenix - abnormally high levels of enchilada sauce; and Philadelphia - reporting extreme levels of cream cheese!
- Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio is coming under fire for the unsolved, mounting murders of illegal aliens, whose bodies are found dumped along rural roads and highways, even though it is virtually impossible to find anyone willing to give tips or witness! More reason to lock down the border!Arizona's monsoon season will soon be defined by specific dates, as is the hurricane season for the southeastern United States. The only reason given is that it is too difficult for Americans to understand that after three consecutive days of the dewpoint reaching 55F degrees, you count backwards to the first of those days(one-two-three), and then that's the beginning! When informed of this slur of ignorance to Arizonans, Education Prime Minister Tom Horne remarked, "Huh?"
- Public drinking water supplies have been tainted, and may be detrimental to your long-term health, depending on your personal reactions and chemical needs/deficiencies. For example, if you need higher estrogen levels, the waters of San Francisco are tainted with higher female hormone levels. If testosterone is lacking, try New York City, where steroids are more prevalent in local drinking water. If you need to be diagnosed by the Centers for Disease Control(CDC), try Atlanta, where antibiotics are discovered to be much more highly concentrated than normal.
Other municipalities' water concerns to consider: Wash., DC, exhibiting critically elevated amounts of hot air; Las Vegas - high concentration of red cents(Get it? People lose their last red cents?); Phoenix - abnormally high levels of enchilada sauce; and Philadelphia - reporting extreme levels of cream cheese!
The Spitzer thing was not hard to swallow for the hooker. At $4,000 a night you get guaranteed swallow... Just like his future presidential ambitions.
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