Az I Laugh At It....
-After Mass, George asked he priest, "Would it be right for a person to profit from the mistakes of another?" "Absolutely not!" replied the priest. "Well, in that case," said George, "I'd like you to return the $100 I gave you for marrying me and Sharon!"
-Renee helped prepare the dinner table, but Nick noticed that she hadn't placed a knife or fork at Bernie's place setting. "Well, Daddy," she said, "I thought he wouldn't need them. You said he always eats like a damn horse!"
-Renee helped prepare the dinner table, but Nick noticed that she hadn't placed a knife or fork at Bernie's place setting. "Well, Daddy," she said, "I thought he wouldn't need them. You said he always eats like a damn horse!"
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