Az I See It....
- Want to save 10, 15, even 20 cents per gallon of gasoline? Fill up today, as tomorrow the price will be higher!
- The Supreme Court has decided that U.S. paper money is discriminatory for the sight-disadvantaged. New designs will soon be available, in denominations of 86, 87, 93 and 94 octanes!
- President Bush is rebuffed, by Saudi sheiks, in an effort to control U.S. gasoline prices. OPEC leaders insist that U.S. demand is not significantly increased from previous levels. U.S. oil execs claim that our demand is greatly increased, and $130/barrel oil will soon be a bargain. While Arabs are paying 50 cents/gallon of gasoline, our troops are shedding blood for Iraqi oil that is sent to countries opposed to our military action in Iraq!
- Sen. Ted Kennedy, 76, has been diagnosed with a malignant, life-threatening brain tumor. That explains his support for Barack Obama, instead of decades-long friend and colleague Hillary Clinton!
- With the sympathetic, public outpouring, on Kennedy's behalf, the family of Mary Jo Kopeckne must be stunned!
- Sen. Obama always cites his grandfather's exemplary military service record, when defending his own patriotism. However, he had never served in the military!
- Lisa Graham Keegan is Sen. McCain's education adviser. Just what this country needs - an Education Secretary responsible for one of the worst education systems, that she left behind in Arizona!
- Arizona's illegal immigration hiring law cases have been all but eliminated, since Gov. Napolitano signed legislation giving amnesty to those hired before January 2008.
- Napolitano also made it possible for more than 4,000 high school seniors to receive unearned diplomas, after they repeatedly failed portions of the mandated AIMS tests, by signing a law that allows them to pass utilizing their inflated classroom grades!
- Coincidence? Viagra, the 'little blue pill,' and the Red Hat Society(for women, aged 50 plus) both celebrate their 10th anniversaries!
- The Supreme Court has decided that U.S. paper money is discriminatory for the sight-disadvantaged. New designs will soon be available, in denominations of 86, 87, 93 and 94 octanes!
- President Bush is rebuffed, by Saudi sheiks, in an effort to control U.S. gasoline prices. OPEC leaders insist that U.S. demand is not significantly increased from previous levels. U.S. oil execs claim that our demand is greatly increased, and $130/barrel oil will soon be a bargain. While Arabs are paying 50 cents/gallon of gasoline, our troops are shedding blood for Iraqi oil that is sent to countries opposed to our military action in Iraq!
- Sen. Ted Kennedy, 76, has been diagnosed with a malignant, life-threatening brain tumor. That explains his support for Barack Obama, instead of decades-long friend and colleague Hillary Clinton!
- With the sympathetic, public outpouring, on Kennedy's behalf, the family of Mary Jo Kopeckne must be stunned!
- Sen. Obama always cites his grandfather's exemplary military service record, when defending his own patriotism. However, he had never served in the military!
- Lisa Graham Keegan is Sen. McCain's education adviser. Just what this country needs - an Education Secretary responsible for one of the worst education systems, that she left behind in Arizona!
- Arizona's illegal immigration hiring law cases have been all but eliminated, since Gov. Napolitano signed legislation giving amnesty to those hired before January 2008.
- Napolitano also made it possible for more than 4,000 high school seniors to receive unearned diplomas, after they repeatedly failed portions of the mandated AIMS tests, by signing a law that allows them to pass utilizing their inflated classroom grades!
- Coincidence? Viagra, the 'little blue pill,' and the Red Hat Society(for women, aged 50 plus) both celebrate their 10th anniversaries!
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