Az I Laugh At It....
- Sharon
said, "When we get married, I want to keep my house." George replied,
" That's fine with me!" Sharon continued, "I also want to get a
Cadillac." "Sure," said George. Sharon ventured, "And I want to have
sex six times per week!" "George said, "Put me down for Fridays!"
- The Vatican has decreed that it is not sinful to kiss a nun. Just don't get into the habit!
- "Sharon," said George, "Now that we're married, do you think you will be able to live on my modest income?" "Of course," said Sharon, "No trouble at all - but what will you live on?"
- If Iran was to attack Turkey from the rear, would Greece help?
- The Vatican has decreed that it is not sinful to kiss a nun. Just don't get into the habit!
- "Sharon," said George, "Now that we're married, do you think you will be able to live on my modest income?" "Of course," said Sharon, "No trouble at all - but what will you live on?"
- If Iran was to attack Turkey from the rear, would Greece help?
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