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- The next AARP Chapter #1 meeting will be on Friday, September 12th, @ 5:30pm, in the Youngtown Council Chambers - 112030 Clubhouse Drive, on W. Alabama Avenue(west of 112th Ave., in Youngtown, Az.  A potluck dinner will precede our scheduled guest speaker, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio.  The meeting is open to all AARP members, but I encourage you to join our local chapter.  Annual chapter dues are only $5.00.  For further information, please call Arky Muscato, President, at 623-362-0605

- Another Prop 200 will soon appear on Arizona ballots.  This proposition, if approved, will allow the Payday Loan industry to continue business-as-usual, ending current legislation which will banish the industry in 2010.  I urge you vote 'NO' on 2008 Proposition 200, and tell the Payday Loan industry that you can't afford it!

- Life is unfair!  I lost my sunglasses at the beach,  my socks at the laundromat, and my keys at the stadium - and never found them.  I lost three pounds on a diet, and found them and five more!

- Know when you're getting old? 
1.  You and your teeth don't sleep together.
2.  It takes twice as much time to look half as as good.
3.  Your idea of weightlifting is standing up.
4.  It takes longer to rest as it does to get to tired.
5.  You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it to move.
6.  You wake up looking like your Driver's License photo.
7.  At breakfast, you hear 'snap, crackle, pop' and you're not eating cereal.

 

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