Az I Laugh At It....
- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!
- Sharon says that she and George have the perfect relationship.
When she say she needs money George asks, "How much?"
- Money can't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than in a Kia!
- It takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark, to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night!
- The doctor told PJ, "I can't find anything wrong with you. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking!" "In that case," said PJ, "I think I'll come back when you're sober!"
- Susan #1: "I really don't know what you see in Nick. He's really just an everyday kind of guy."
- Susan #2: "Well, really! What more could a girl ask for?"
- "I've learned that no matter how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion eventually fades - and there'd better be a lot of money to take its place!" - Sharon
- Sharon says that she and George have the perfect relationship.
When she say she needs money George asks, "How much?"
- Money can't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than in a Kia!
- It takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark, to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night!
- The doctor told PJ, "I can't find anything wrong with you. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking!" "In that case," said PJ, "I think I'll come back when you're sober!"
- Susan #1: "I really don't know what you see in Nick. He's really just an everyday kind of guy."
- Susan #2: "Well, really! What more could a girl ask for?"
- "I've learned that no matter how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion eventually fades - and there'd better be a lot of money to take its place!" - Sharon
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