Az I See It....
Prologue: Seatbelts are not as confining as wheelchairs!
National: In a recent survey, by toiletry leader Brut, 86% of Detroit residents said that they'd enjoyed sex in the shower. The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison. And to think that Detroit finished one place ahead of Phoenix in the ranking of America's 50 Top Performing Cities!....John McCain promises peace - no how many wars it takes!....McCain blew off an interview with David Letterman, explaining that it was urgent that he get back to Washington, DC, to help sort through the economic crisis. Wait - it gets better! He then went on The CBS Evening News, at the same time time he was supposed to be with Letterman. Wait - it gets better! He did not leave for DC until the next morning. Wait - it gets better! He then explained that he thought it inappropriate to do comedy, considering the present crisis. Considering that Letterman is one of the most in-depth, dogging interviewers - on the order of the late Tim Russert!(ie., his recent interviews with Sen. Obama and President Bill Clinton were insightful and fascinating), McCain really missed an opportunity to present his view of America's future, with himself as president. After his being torn apart on The View, despite attempts by conservative Elizabeth Hasselbeck to protect her golden-ager, I'd surmise that what McCain really wanted was a nap - and posers from CBS' Katie Cupcake, whose toughest question was, "Was it good for you?" Vote for McCain - if you think it'll get better!
State/Local: Phoenix Police Officer Barry Scott, 22, died from blunt-force trauma, after being knocked unconscious in a charity boxing match benefitting the 100 Club, an organization for the families of officers killed while on duty. Local boxing officials declared that all precautions are always taken, and that this tragic accident in no way implies that boxing is unsafe. Now who's been hit in the head too many times?
Epilogue: If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all!
National: In a recent survey, by toiletry leader Brut, 86% of Detroit residents said that they'd enjoyed sex in the shower. The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison. And to think that Detroit finished one place ahead of Phoenix in the ranking of America's 50 Top Performing Cities!....John McCain promises peace - no how many wars it takes!....McCain blew off an interview with David Letterman, explaining that it was urgent that he get back to Washington, DC, to help sort through the economic crisis. Wait - it gets better! He then went on The CBS Evening News, at the same time time he was supposed to be with Letterman. Wait - it gets better! He did not leave for DC until the next morning. Wait - it gets better! He then explained that he thought it inappropriate to do comedy, considering the present crisis. Considering that Letterman is one of the most in-depth, dogging interviewers - on the order of the late Tim Russert!(ie., his recent interviews with Sen. Obama and President Bill Clinton were insightful and fascinating), McCain really missed an opportunity to present his view of America's future, with himself as president. After his being torn apart on The View, despite attempts by conservative Elizabeth Hasselbeck to protect her golden-ager, I'd surmise that what McCain really wanted was a nap - and posers from CBS' Katie Cupcake, whose toughest question was, "Was it good for you?" Vote for McCain - if you think it'll get better!
State/Local: Phoenix Police Officer Barry Scott, 22, died from blunt-force trauma, after being knocked unconscious in a charity boxing match benefitting the 100 Club, an organization for the families of officers killed while on duty. Local boxing officials declared that all precautions are always taken, and that this tragic accident in no way implies that boxing is unsafe. Now who's been hit in the head too many times?
Epilogue: If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all!
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