Az I Laugh At It....
- George bought Sharon a very expensive cemetery plot for her 60th birthday. This year, he bought her nothing, and Sharon was very upset. George bemoaned, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I got you last year!"
- "Would you object if I made love to you?" posed young Nicky. Susie replied, "That's something I've never done!" "You mean you're a virgin?" asked Nicky. Susie replied, "No, silly - I've never objected!"
- PJ was in a singles bar, and offered two beautiful women $200 each, to spend the night with him. One quickly left in a huff, while the remained cool, calm, and collected!
- Tina Fey does a better Sarah Palin than does Sarah Palin!
- "Would you object if I made love to you?" posed young Nicky. Susie replied, "That's something I've never done!" "You mean you're a virgin?" asked Nicky. Susie replied, "No, silly - I've never objected!"
- PJ was in a singles bar, and offered two beautiful women $200 each, to spend the night with him. One quickly left in a huff, while the remained cool, calm, and collected!
- Tina Fey does a better Sarah Palin than does Sarah Palin!
Comments