Az I Laugh At It....
- After several months of dating, the young lady asked her beau if he was serious about their relationship. "Are you kidding?" he pleaded, holding up his cellphone. "I use my daytime minutes on you!"
- The bill collector said, "Sharon, how about the next installment on that couch?" Sharon shrugged, "Well, I guess that's better than having to give you the money!"
- When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.99 per minute!
- PJ was at the bar, when Howie walked over and asked why he looked so glum. "Well," said PJ, "Carol asked me if I will still love her when she gets old, fat, and ugly - and instead of saying 'Of course I will,' I said, 'Of course I do!'"
- The bill collector said, "Sharon, how about the next installment on that couch?" Sharon shrugged, "Well, I guess that's better than having to give you the money!"
- When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.99 per minute!
- PJ was at the bar, when Howie walked over and asked why he looked so glum. "Well," said PJ, "Carol asked me if I will still love her when she gets old, fat, and ugly - and instead of saying 'Of course I will,' I said, 'Of course I do!'"
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