Az I See It....
In a recent study, 77% of texters admit to doing so while driving, 16% at funerals, 18% at weddings, and 79% while in the bathroom!
International: Irani President Mahmoud I'm-an-Idiot has been diagnosed with exhaustion, when in fact he is just sick in the head!
National: Last year, in the U.S., more people were killed by firearms than by automobiles - a trend that will continue until we can develop more accurate automobiles!....McCain wants 95% of Americans to feel badly about Obama wanting the other 5% to pay more taxes. In the meantime, the RNC purchased $150K in clothing and accessories for Gov. Palin - and pay her stylist more than McCain's Foreign Policy Advisor!....DNC polls show Obama with a double-digit percentage lead, while RNC polls show a much closer race. Why the difference? Democrats, including the young(won't wait in line, or too busy playing Wii) and the poor(life gets in the way), are less likely to vote - and then they wonder why Republicans overcome 'insurmountable' leads!....Parent groups around the nation are again mounting a charge to lower the drinking age to 18, reasoning that under-aged children should be allowed to drink in legal establishments, or in parent-supervised homes, instead of secretive parties or unsupervised locations, to limit legal liabilties and prevent accidents and deaths. Really? That's what is now considered to be parental supervision? Nancy Reagan said it best - Just Say No!
State: An NAU poll shows Sen. McCain ahead, with 41% for Sen. Obama, and 49% wanting desperately to rid Arizona of Sen. McCain!....
Epilogue: What's the use of low-flow toilets, if it takes multiple flushes to finish the job?
International: Irani President Mahmoud I'm-an-Idiot has been diagnosed with exhaustion, when in fact he is just sick in the head!
National: Last year, in the U.S., more people were killed by firearms than by automobiles - a trend that will continue until we can develop more accurate automobiles!....McCain wants 95% of Americans to feel badly about Obama wanting the other 5% to pay more taxes. In the meantime, the RNC purchased $150K in clothing and accessories for Gov. Palin - and pay her stylist more than McCain's Foreign Policy Advisor!....DNC polls show Obama with a double-digit percentage lead, while RNC polls show a much closer race. Why the difference? Democrats, including the young(won't wait in line, or too busy playing Wii) and the poor(life gets in the way), are less likely to vote - and then they wonder why Republicans overcome 'insurmountable' leads!....Parent groups around the nation are again mounting a charge to lower the drinking age to 18, reasoning that under-aged children should be allowed to drink in legal establishments, or in parent-supervised homes, instead of secretive parties or unsupervised locations, to limit legal liabilties and prevent accidents and deaths. Really? That's what is now considered to be parental supervision? Nancy Reagan said it best - Just Say No!
State: An NAU poll shows Sen. McCain ahead, with 41% for Sen. Obama, and 49% wanting desperately to rid Arizona of Sen. McCain!....
Epilogue: What's the use of low-flow toilets, if it takes multiple flushes to finish the job?
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