Az I Laugh At It....
- Sharon has a lead foot, so I was not surprised when a Trooper pulled us over. Hoping to get off with a warning, she appeared shocked, as the officer approached. "I have never been stopped like this!" Sharon feigned. The officer replied, "What do they usually do, Ma'am, shoot out the tires?"
- Money can't buy love, but it can put you in an excellent bargaining position!
- Nick was driving quite recklessly, and Susan became visibly upset. "I'm sorry," said Nick. "I should be more careful when I have precious cargo." Sue looked at him, and cooed, "That is so sweet!" "Yeah," said Nick, "those golf clubs in the trunk cost a mint!" Nick walks with a slight limp these days - and drives alone!
- Money can't buy love, but it can put you in an excellent bargaining position!
- Nick was driving quite recklessly, and Susan became visibly upset. "I'm sorry," said Nick. "I should be more careful when I have precious cargo." Sue looked at him, and cooed, "That is so sweet!" "Yeah," said Nick, "those golf clubs in the trunk cost a mint!" Nick walks with a slight limp these days - and drives alone!
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