Az I Laugh At It....
- Why are lawyers prohibited from having sex with their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service!
- A man from Utah passed away, and left a sizable estate to his widow, but she can't touch it until she turns fourteen!
- Nick was grilling Rene's suitor, "So, you want to be my son-in-law, do you?" "Not particularly," said the young man. "But if I marry your daughter, I haven't much choice, do I?"
- Three friends, at the local biker bar, were discussing their sex lives. Nick said, "I'm really lucky! Sue is like an acrobat - she can get into the most incredible positions!" "PJ countered, "My wife is like an accomplished pianist. She's got the most talented hands you can imagine!" George, taking a chug of his beer, replied, "Sharon is like a world-class chess player. Every twenty minutes, she moves!"
- A man from Utah passed away, and left a sizable estate to his widow, but she can't touch it until she turns fourteen!
- Nick was grilling Rene's suitor, "So, you want to be my son-in-law, do you?" "Not particularly," said the young man. "But if I marry your daughter, I haven't much choice, do I?"
- Three friends, at the local biker bar, were discussing their sex lives. Nick said, "I'm really lucky! Sue is like an acrobat - she can get into the most incredible positions!" "PJ countered, "My wife is like an accomplished pianist. She's got the most talented hands you can imagine!" George, taking a chug of his beer, replied, "Sharon is like a world-class chess player. Every twenty minutes, she moves!"
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